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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 6 Jul 2025 (Day: 37/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 5 Jul 2025
 
(0) 0 - (2) 4
Cork city reds   Touchnplay
Division Pos:11
  Division Pos:2
 
Goal Scorers
  Darius Lesgettham 16 (og)
Chris Johnston 33 (pen), 53
Lou Stooth 72  
 
Match Statistics
5 3 2Formation2 5 3
31Possession69
8Shots20
11Fouls7
2Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
2Offsides5
LongballStyleLongball
AttackingInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1J.Strap75
2W.Leggrowbach78
3S.Pitt (87)71
4D.Lesgettham65
5D.Sore75
6R.Cranium75
7J.Credible82
8J.King (47)78
9A.Hugnkiss83
10A.Luminum84
11A.Nino83
12B.Arrow0
13J.Czarfunee0
14B.Dwyer0
15W.Piece0
16A.Gravity0
1B.Nessround88
2L.Stooth88
3K.Cook88
4H.First88
5R.Cranium (1)90
6J.Bradley88
7R.Meeblind (1)45
8F.Furter89
9A.Abet (1)45
10C.Johnston89
11C.Lear90
12R.Sance (1)89
13A.Sapple (1)88
14R.Ingleaves (1) (57)87
15S.Manilla0
16L.Briccant0
 
Time   Person Description
 1 minsTouchnplaychanged from Attacking to Counter Attack
 16 minsDarius Lesgetthamafter a shot took a cruel deflection off him
 33 minsChris Johnstonafter ref awarded a penalty
 47 minsJoe KingRepeated fouling
 53 minsChris Johnstonwith a brave flying header
 57 minsRussell IngleavesScrapping
 72 minsLou Stoothwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 87 minsStu PittShirt pulling
 
 
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Match Report
There were no problems for Touchnplay as they breezed past Cork city reds with a 4 - 0 win.
Liam Cotter would have as much luck training this sad bunch as he would training a dog to speak Spanish. But working on their Corners doesn't seem the right place to start.
If there was a raffle where first prize was football and Cork city reds had the winning ticket, they'd probably give it away to Touchnplay too.
As own goals go, Darius Lesgettham's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Touchnplay's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
Touchnplay's Chris Johnston sent the keeper the wrong way with a deft spot kick.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Liam Cotter after being outwitted by Touchnplay's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
On the strength of this display, Touchnplay really don't need to play for the full 90 minutes to take points. They make it look easy. at the moment. Whether they'll bloom is another matter.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Lewis Lummox
 
Snowy
 
Frozen Pitch
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