Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(9) 19
Godimgood				Uravinalaf
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Xavier Breath 46 Shirley Knot 90		Samson Night 3 Ali Gator 13, 17, 26, 30, 38 (pen), 51, 60 (pen), 65, 89 Lance Lyde 21, 47, 70 Dinah Sore 34, 56, 75 Al Kaholic 43 (og) Alf Abet 80 Adam Bomb 84

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	23
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Rudder		77
2	A.Kaholic		63
3	B.Dover		68
4	J.Case		81
5	B.Weiser		60
6	B.Nessround		67
7	B.Ender	(90)	58
8	W.Melon		64
9	S.Knot		71
10	A.Gator		0
11	X.Breath		79
12	M.DeLawn		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	A.Meway		0
16	H.Mungous		0

1	C.Needzit		89
2	W.Leggrowbach		84
3	S.Night		90
4	C.Arm		85
5	L.Nover		86
6	A.Abet		89
7	A.Bomb	(90)	52
8	J.King		87
9	L.Lyde		91
10	A.Gator		93
11	D.Sore	(90)	91
12	L.Stooth		0
13	J.Case	(90)	84
14	M.Labor		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	B.Board		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Samson Night	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
13 mins	Ali Gator	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
17 mins	Ali Gator	with a belter from his own half
21 mins	Lance Lyde	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Ali Gator	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
30 mins	Ali Gator	with a dink right on the goal line
34 mins	Dinah Sore	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
38 mins	Ali Gator	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Al Kaholic	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
46 mins	Xavier Breath	from a free kick
47 mins	Lance Lyde	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
51 mins	Ali Gator	from a goal kick
56 mins	Dinah Sore	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
60 mins	Ali Gator	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Ali Gator	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
70 mins	Lance Lyde	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Dinah Sore	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	Alf Abet	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Adam Bomb	with a belter from his own half
89 mins	Ali Gator	with a great volley from 10 yards out
90 mins	Bart Ender	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Adam Bomb	A mild concussion
90 mins	Dinah Sore	Obstruction
90 mins	Shirley Knot	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

When you see a result like this, you do wonder. Did the opposition actually turn up? What were they doing if they did? What on earth were Uravinalaf doing if they didn't? Only 19 - 2? Slackers.
What a tactician Uravinalaf manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Dave Lanning would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Uravinalaf could have written a book on possession football after Godimgood hardly touched the ball.
There's nothing raises a titter more than a spectacular own goal. Uravinalaf were crying with laughter after Al Kaholic stuck his away. The shame.
Godimgood's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Godimgood's Henri Fevre is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 1 8 1 formation.
Underfire Godimgood manager Henri Fevre explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
Uravinalaf should be ashamed of themselves. Beating Godimgood 19 - 2 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

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Cecil Dingberry

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