Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(6) 12
Little Creek United				Godimgood
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 22, 43, 85		Abe Rudder 7 (pen) Walter Melon 15, 35, 81, 88 Jacques Strap 22 Bart Ender 29, 44 Shirley Knot 51, 73 Chad Terbocks 57 Bud Weiser 65

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	19
9	Fouls	5
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt	60
2	B.Frapples	45
3	D.Tater	69
4	O.Whackew	71
5	T.Urchips	73
6	R.Kleiner	75
7	R.Ingleaves	44
8	A.Hugnkiss	44
9	B.Ender	90
10	V.Crow	47
11	B.Frapples	44
12	A.Hassle	0
13	M.DeLawn	0
14	U.Daway	0
15	W.Leggrowbach	0
16	J.King	0

1	A.Rudder		89
2	C.Terbocks		90
3	A.Kaholic		84
4	V.Veeta		80
5	J.Atrics		74
6	B.Dover		89
7	J.Strap		88
8	B.Ender		81
9	B.Weiser		88
10	S.Knot	(90)	70
11	W.Melon		92
12	A.Gator		0
13	H.Mungous		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	R.Kleiner		0
16	L.Stooth		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Walter Melon	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
22 mins	Bart Ender	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
22 mins	Jacques Strap	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
29 mins	Bart Ender	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins	Walter Melon	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
43 mins	Bart Ender	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
44 mins	Bart Ender	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
51 mins	Shirley Knot	from the dressing room
57 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a powerful header into the top corner
62 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
65 mins	Bud Weiser	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Shirley Knot	from a corner
81 mins	Walter Melon	from a free kick
85 mins	Bart Ender	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
88 mins	Walter Melon	with a belter from his own half
90 mins	Shirley Knot	Head butting

Match Report

Godimgood just couldn't stop scoring taking full marks in this resounding 12 - 3 drubbing of Little Creek United. Couldn't stop? Wouldn't stop by the looks of it.
What a tactician Godimgood manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Henri Fevre would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
To win games you need to win the ball. Little Creek United don't even know what a ball looks like.
Walter Melon was on sparkling form for Godimgood scoring 4 of their goals in this 12 - 3 result.
Godimgood applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Little Creek United look about as convinving playing in the 3 4 3 formation as they would if boss ian mcc sent them out in dresses.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Little Creek United manager ian mcc. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
Apparently the Little Creek United boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch