Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(1) 3
Uravinalaf				Jellybellies
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Dan Geruss 40 Sam Manilla 53 Adam Meway 77

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	18
3	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	L.Stooth		80
2	W.Leggrowbach		78
3	S.Night	(85)	45
4	C.Arm		77
5	M.Labor	(41)	50
6	A.Abet		81
7	J.Nasium		82
8	J.King		83
9	A.Structible		79
10	B.Board		83
11	W.Piece		78
12	L.Stooth	(41)	77
13	D.Sore		0
14	B.Free		0
15	D.Sore	(85)	74
16	A.Gator		0

1	V.Tire	(1)	70
2	S.Manilla	(1)	45
3	M.Labor		88
4	B.Ding		76
5	B.Dover		88
6	F.Bisceps*	(41)	87
7	S.Manilla		89
8	J.Strap		88
9	A.Meway		88
10	T.Vision	(85)	86
11	H.Voor	(1)	45
12	C.Mass		0
13	D.Geruss	(1)	90
14	B.Board		0
15	A.Gator	(1)	88
16	O.Whackew	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
1 mins	Uravinalaf	changed from Attacking to Defensive
40 mins	Dan Geruss	with a dink right on the goal line
40 mins	Uravinalaf	changed from Defensive to Attacking
41 mins	Fletcher Bisceps*	No apparent reason
41 mins	Manuel Labor	A broken finger
53 mins	Sam Manilla	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
60 mins	Uravinalaf	changed from Attacking to Defensive
61 mins	Bill Ding	A broken leg
77 mins	Adam Meway	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
85 mins	Telly Vision	Stealing
85 mins	Samson Night	A broken thumb

Match Report

Uravinalaf aren't putting themselves in a good position to escape relegation playing like they did in this 3 - 0 defeat at the hands of Jellybellies.
Dave Lanning would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Jellybellies had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like Uravinalaf his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either.
They shoot, they never stood a chance of scoring against Jellybellies keeper Otto Whackew.
With both teams on top of their Attacking game, Jellybellies were lucky to see the result go their way.
Bill Ding will miss 12 weeks after he hobbled off the pitch with a broken leg.
"I would do anything Jelly Belly asked of us," gushed Vlad Tire after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
A win for Jellybellies wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Hard Pitch