The Division Fri, 4 Jul 2025

	(0) 1	-	(6) 12
Godimgood				Betty Swollocks XI
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 90		Dudley Dell 5 (pen), 12, 43, 50 (pen), 58, 65, 72 Fran Blake 20 Miles Passive 28 Cupid Stunt 36, 87 Jerry Atrics 80 (og)

Match Statistics
4 4 2		Formation		4 5 1 Attacking
30		Possession		70
10		Shots		19
8		Fouls		12
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		4
Use Wings		Style		Use Wings
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Nutter
Moulded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 A.Rudder 74 2 H.Mungous 74 3 A.Kaholic 75 4 J.Atrics 67 5 C.Terbocks 50 6 J.Strap 84 7 B.Dover 74 8 B.Weiser 82 9 B.Ender (90) 72 10 A.Meway 82 11 S.Knot 87 12 R.Kleiner 0 13 A.Gravity 0 14 L.Stooth 0 15 W.Melon 0 16 J.Case 0		1 M.Foron 90 2 B.Hum 85 3 G.Hit 86 4 S.Smit 85 5 B.Hollocks 82 6 M.Passive 88 7 L.Watts 88 8 C.Stunt 90 9 B.Fig 89 10 F.Blake 88 11 D.Dell (48) 93 12 C.Lear 0 13 B.Sastard 0 14 C.Funt 0 15 S.Pitt 0 16 N.Fackered 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Dudley Dell	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins		Dudley Dell	with a lovely move from the right wing
20 mins		Fran Blake	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
28 mins		Miles Passive	with a strike from the left wing
36 mins		Cupid Stunt	with a lovely move from the right wing
43 mins		Dudley Dell	from a throw in
48 mins		Dudley Dell	Unsporting behaviour
50 mins		Dudley Dell	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins		Dudley Dell	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
65 mins		Dudley Dell	with a great chip from the left wing
72 mins		Dudley Dell	with a belter from his own half
80 mins		Jerry Atrics	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
87 mins		Cupid Stunt	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins		Bart Ender	Scrapping
90 mins		Shirley Knot	from a free kick

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Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, Betty Swollocks XI's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. Godimgood should be thankful they kept it to only 12 - 1. Maybe Godimgood should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Penalties, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown. Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Betty Swollocks XI who were gifted possession every time Godimgood touched the ball. Godimgood are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Abe Rudder should be locked up. A disgraceful defensive performance from Godimgood. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka. Godimgood's Henri Fevre is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Godimgood manager Henri Fevre. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves." So near yet so far. All Godimgood had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 12 times. Not too much to ask.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Cecil Dingberry	Rainy	Soft Pitch