Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(0) 2
Betty Swollocks XI				West Warriors
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Dudley Dell 49		Casey Needzit 70 (pen) Joe King 87

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
38	Possession	62
6	Shots	14
10	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	2
3	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.Foron		83
2	B.Hum		79
3	G.Hit	(66)	51
4	S.Smit		79
5	B.Hollocks		78
6	M.Passive	(49)	79
7	L.Watts		82
8	C.Stunt		83
9	B.Fig		81
10	F.Blake		85
11	D.Dell		90
12	C.Lear	(66)	52
13	B.Sastard		0
14	C.Funt		0
15	S.Pitt		0
16	N.Fackered		0

1	W.Melon		88
2	C.Arm		86
3	S.Knot	(75)	54
4	A.Kaseltzer		85
5	T.Urchips		85
6	J.King		89
7	C.Needzit		89
8	K.Cook	(75) (19)	52
9	K.Cook	(89)	81
10	D.Tater	(41,66)	79
11	P.Zaria	(75)	45
12	B.Cherry	(75)	87
13	H.Fire	(75)	90
14	O.Whackew	(75)	88
15	H.deMann		0
16	B.Arrow		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Use Wings to Continental
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 5 1
19 mins	Kent Cook	Repeated fouling
41 mins	Dick Tater	Repeated fouling
49 mins	Miles Passive	Faking injury
49 mins	Dudley Dell	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
49 mins	West Warriors	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
49 mins	West Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
66 mins	Dick Tater	Shirt pulling
66 mins	Gary Hit	A mild concussion
70 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	West Warriors	changed from Attacking to Defensive
87 mins	Joe King	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Defensive to Attacking
87 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Attacking to Defensive
87 mins	Betty Swollocks XI	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
89 mins	Kent Cook	Faking injury

Match Report

Joe King converted the winning goal with a spectacular bicycle kick to break the deadlock.
The team's performance is credit to the West Warriors manager P G and his decision to send his team Trip to the beach.
With more counters than a game of ludo, whenever Betty Swollocks XI ventured forward West Warriors hit them hard on the break for the win.
West Warriors player Kent Cook chose to ignore the official's warnings for constant fouling, and fouled again and again. He's probably still doing it now on his way home.
Betty Swollocks XI's Barton Felch is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," West Warriors manager P G said of his defeated opposite number Barton Felch". "But the was a mess of his own making."
Poor old Betty Swollocks XI. You have to feel sorry for them losing in this manner. For them it's a case of put this one behind them and move on.

Extra Information

Referee

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Butch Gravelneck

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