Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 12
Middlesbrough Football Club				CSI-Broadstairs
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Jaime Lyn Sigler 5, 38 Anna Belknap 10, 24 (pen), 60, 67 (pen), 89 (pen) Emily Proctor 16, 52 Elizabeth Harnois 32 Marisa Hartigay 45 Eva La Rue 75

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
38	Possession	62
8	Shots	12
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pull		47
2	S.Parnaby		31
3	A.Taylor		35
4	J.Woodgate		29
5	C.Parker		33
6	M.Schwarzer		29
7	H.Mungous	(60)	46
8	G.Boateng		32
9	M.Viduka		30
10	M.Chirste		48
11	J.Euell		48
12	A.Yakbu		0
13	B.Jones		0
14	A.Johnson		0
15	M.Maccarone		0
16	S.Downing		0

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		89
3	S.Milos	(1)	90
4	S.Ward		89
5	E.Harnois		88
6	L.Vassey	(1)	45
7	J.Fox***		89
8	A.Belknap		92
9	L.Holly		90
10	M.Hartigay	(40,84)	88
11	J.Lyn Sigler		80
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	E.Proctor	(1)	87
14	E.La Rue	(1)	87
15	K.Delany		0
16	C.de Pabo		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Broadstairs	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
10 mins	Anna Belknap	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Emily Proctor	from the dressing room
24 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
32 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a dink right on the goal line
38 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a dink right on the goal line
40 mins	Marisa Hartigay	Head butting
45 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with the bumcheek of God
52 mins	Emily Proctor	from the dressing room
60 mins	Hugh Mungous	Time wasting
60 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	A mild concussion
60 mins	Anna Belknap	with the bumcheek of God
67 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Eva La Rue	with a dink right on the goal line
84 mins	Marisa Hartigay	No apparent reason
89 mins	Anna Belknap	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

"12 - 0 to the CSI-Broadstairs" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when your team has just scored 12 goals.
Keith Short may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
Adam Johnson missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
Butterfingers? After watching Middlesbrough Football Club's goalie Sam Pull you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
Keith Short needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
There are less suitable formations for Middlesbrough Football Club's squad than 5 2 3, but Keith Short would be advised to ignore those too.
"Nothing that this shambles of a football team does surprises me any more," shrugged manager Keith Short after losing to CSI-Broadstairs. "I'm very surprised that we rolled over so easily today."
null Apparently Middlesbrough Football Club were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

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