Match Report

	(12) 26	-	(0) 0
Real SoSobad				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Walter Melon 7 Ben Dover 10 (pen), 13, 21, 24 (pen), 27 (pen), 46, 49, 52, 60 (pen), 63, 68, 71 (pen), 74, 77, 85, 88 Justin Credible 16, 54 Val Veeta 18, 34, 37, 66, 82 Player Name 28767 31 (og) Player Name 28776 43 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
26	Shots	9
14	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Strap		88
2	A.Hugnkiss		89
3	B.Nessround		48
4	J.Nasium	(26)	81
5	L.Sirr	(28)	47
6	V.Veeta		92
7	J.Credible		88
8	R.Meeblind		46
9	K.Opener		46
10	W.Bago		89
11	B.Dover		94
12	C.Needzit		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	L.Lyde		0
15	J.Frayed		0
16	A.Abet	(26)	48

1	P.Name 28762		35
2	P.Name 28763		0
3	P.Name 28766		44
4	P.Name 28767	(53)	32
5	P.Name 28771		35
6	P.Name 28773		0
7	P.Name 28776		37
8	P.Name 28777	(86)	42
9	P.Name 28778		30
10	P.Name 28770	(53)	38
11	P.Name 28774	(84)	30
12	P.Name 28772		0
13	P.Name 28764		0
14	P.Name 28761	(53)	29
15	P.Name 28775	(84)	32
16	P.Name 28769		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Dover	blasted a penalty into row z
7 mins	Walter Melon	from a throw in
10 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Ben Dover	from a goal kick
16 mins	Justin Credible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
18 mins	Val Veeta	from a throw in
21 mins	Ben Dover	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Jim Nasium	A mild concussion
27 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Lou Sirr	Faking injury
31 mins	Player Name 28767	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
34 mins	Val Veeta	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
37 mins	Val Veeta	with the bumcheek of God
40 mins	Ben Dover	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Player Name 28776	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
46 mins	Ben Dover	with a strike from the left wing
49 mins	Ben Dover	with a flick on
52 mins	Ben Dover	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
53 mins	Player Name 28770	A broken arm
53 mins	Player Name 28767	Repeated diving
54 mins	Justin Credible	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
60 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Ben Dover	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
66 mins	Val Veeta	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
68 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
71 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Ben Dover	with a great solo effort
77 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
82 mins	Val Veeta	with a brave flying header
84 mins	Player Name 28774	A mild concussion
85 mins	Ben Dover	from a corner
86 mins	Player Name 28777	High kicking
88 mins	Ben Dover	from the dressing room

Match Report

Like a Chart move the ex Spice Girls are now very familiar with, We Play Like Girls's placing is getting worse every week.
Matt Leyland has Real SoSobad running like a well oiled machine.
Player Name 28764 didn't turn up for We Play Like Girls because he was proving to his girlfriend that he loved her more than football. Although she didn't specify playing or watching.
16 goals for Real SoSobad's in-form target man, Ben Dover, topped off an impressive game for his side.
You could give Real SoSobad's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Real SoSobad go out in 4 5 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Matt Leyland. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

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Terrence Frisk

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