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| Arsenallz | Game of Throw-ins | |||
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Ray Kennedy 4, 9, 20, 31, 54, 69, 84 John Radford 15, 37, 49, 89 George Armstrong 26 Pat Rice 43 George Graham 59 Dwayne Pipes 79 (og) |
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| 5 3 2 | Formation | 4 5 1 | ||
| 58 | Possession | 42 | ||
| 16 | Shots | 11 | ||
| 12 | Fouls | 12 | ||
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 | ||
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
| 1 | Offsides | 1 | ||
| Longball | Style | Passing | ||
| Counter Attack | Instruction | Attacking | ||
| Normal | Aggression | Normal | ||
| Moulded | Boots | Blades | ||
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| Time | Person | Description | ||
| 4 mins |  | Ray Kennedy | with a spectacular bicycle kick | |
| 9 mins | | Ray Kennedy | from the dressing room | |
| 15 mins | | John Radford | from a throw in | |
| 20 mins | | Ray Kennedy | with a lucky rebound off the keeper | |
| 26 mins | | George Armstrong | with the bumcheek of God | |
| 31 mins | | Ray Kennedy | with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area | |
| 37 mins | | John Radford | from a corner | |
| 43 mins | | Pat Rice | after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half | |
| 49 mins | | John Radford | with a belter from his own half | |
| 54 mins | | Ray Kennedy | with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs | |
| 57 mins |  | Bart Ender | A painful back injury | |
| 59 mins | | George Graham | after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net | |
| 61 mins | | Peter Simpson | A mild concussion | |
| 64 mins |  | John Radford | blasted a penalty into row z | |
| 69 mins | | Ray Kennedy | with a great solo effort | |
| 79 mins |  | Dwayne Pipes | with an own goal | |
| 84 mins | | Ray Kennedy | with a spectacular bicycle kick | |
| 89 mins | | John Radford | with an amazing lob from an acute angle | |
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| Match Report |
| Game of Throw-ins should consider dropping the words "football club" from their name as during this 15 - 0 hiding at the hands of the deadly Arsenallz they played absolutely no football at all. The team's performance is credit to the Arsenallz manager Simon Feist and his decision to send his team Visit disco. Game of Throw-ins manager R Sanchez was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Justin Credible failed to show for this defeat due to gone on holiday. An own goal by Dwayne Pipes gave Game of Throw-ins a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Dwayne Pipes would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff. Game of Throw-ins's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it. The ref had a few words with one of the Arsenallz team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away. There are less suitable formations for Arsenallz's squad than 5 3 2, but Simon Feist would be advised to ignore those too. "If the manager doesn't get our ship back on the rails, he's going to find himself in deep water," an irate Game of Throw-ins fan told the local paper after this defeat. After shipping 0 goals, Arsenallz must have wished that sheer rockface would turn into a yawning chasm and swallow them up. |
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