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MATCH REPORT
Mon, 7 Jul 2025 (Day: 38/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 2 Jun 2025
 
(8) 15 - (0) 0
Real SoSobad   Grimthorpe Rangers
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:2
 
Goal Scorers
Justin Credible 6, 22, 43
Ben Dover 11 (pen), 33, 86
Winnie Bago 16, 38, 49, 60
Brighton Early 27 (og)
Alf Abet 54
Val Veeta 65, 72, 78  
 
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation4 1 3 1 1
69Possession31
21Shots7
9Fouls13
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
5Offsides2
PassingStylePassing
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
AstrosBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1J.Strap89
2A.Hugnkiss88
3B.Nessround (32)48
4L.Tarred48
5L.Sirr47
6V.Veeta91
7J.Credible (59)58
8R.Meeblind46
9K.Opener46
10W.Bago93
11B.Dover90
12C.Needzit0
13M.Rohsopht0
14L.Lyde0
15J.Frayed (59) (71)61
16A.Abet (32) (71)48
1L.DeHand46
2D.Tater (59)44
3A.Hassle46
4J.Case44
5M.Absent (35)44
6L.Stooth46
7X.Money48
8B.Early46
9L.Tarred44
10H.Voor (85)42
11V.Tire47
12X.Breath (35)45
13A.Meway0
14A.Kaseltzer0
15S.Pull0
16P.Pantz0
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsJustin Crediblewith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 11 minsBen Doverafter ref awarded a penalty
 16 minsWinnie Bagowith a lovely move from the right wing
 22 minsJustin Credibleafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 27 minsBrighton Earlyafter a shot took a cruel deflection off him
 32 minsStan DupA broken collar bone
 33 minsBen Doverwith a flick on
 35 minsMarcus AbsentA mild concussion
 38 minsWinnie Bagowith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 43 minsJustin Credibleafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 49 minsWinnie Bagofrom a throw in
 54 minsAlf Abetwith the hand of God
 59 minsDick TaterObstruction
 59 minsJustin CredibleA broken collar bone
 60 minsWinnie Bagowith a powerful header into the top corner
 65 minsVal Veetawith a strike from the left wing
 71 minsJose FrayedFighting with fans
 71 minsAlf AbetFighting with fans
 72 minsVal Veetawith a thunderous shot from distance
 78 minsVal Veetawith a great solo effort
 85 minsHerbie VoorRepeated fouling
 86 minsBen Doverwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 
 
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Match Report
A magnificent display by Real SoSobad saw them obliterate Grimthorpe Rangers 15 - 0.
After a good session at the Visit disco the Real SoSobad performance was credit to manager Matt Leyland's commitment.
If Grimthorpe Rangers were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Real SoSobad had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Brighton Early's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
When Real SoSobad's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Jose Frayed and Alf Abet picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Real SoSobad's Matt Leyland is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented defender Bo Nessround, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
When your team leaves the field 15 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Real SoSobad have few cares.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Albert Boneshaker
 
Windy
 
Hard Pitch
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