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Real SoSobad | Grimthorpe Rangers | |||
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Division Pos:2 |
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Goal Scorers | ||||
Justin Credible 6, 22, 43 Ben Dover 11 (pen), 33, 86 Winnie Bago 16, 38, 49, 60 Brighton Early 27 (og) Alf Abet 54 Val Veeta 65, 72, 78 |
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Match Statistics | ||||
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4 5 1 | Formation | 4 1 3 1 1 | ||
69 | Possession | 31 | ||
21 | Shots | 7 | ||
9 | Fouls | 13 | ||
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 | ||
0 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
5 | Offsides | 2 | ||
Passing | Style | Passing | ||
Attacking | Instruction | Counter Attack | ||
Normal | Aggression | Normal | ||
Astros | Boots | Blades | ||
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Time | Person | Description | ||
6 mins | ![]() | Justin Credible | with a little side heel inside the six yard box | |
11 mins | ![]() | Ben Dover | after ref awarded a penalty | |
16 mins | ![]() | Winnie Bago | with a lovely move from the right wing | |
22 mins | ![]() | Justin Credible | after a pigeon distracted the keeper | |
27 mins | ![]() | Brighton Early | after a shot took a cruel deflection off him | |
32 mins | ![]() | Stan Dup | A broken collar bone | |
33 mins | ![]() | Ben Dover | with a flick on | |
35 mins | ![]() | Marcus Absent | A mild concussion | |
38 mins | ![]() | Winnie Bago | with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance | |
43 mins | ![]() | Justin Credible | after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside | |
49 mins | ![]() | Winnie Bago | from a throw in | |
54 mins | ![]() | Alf Abet | with the hand of God | |
59 mins | ![]() | Dick Tater | Obstruction | |
59 mins | ![]() | Justin Credible | A broken collar bone | |
60 mins | ![]() | Winnie Bago | with a powerful header into the top corner | |
65 mins | ![]() | Val Veeta | with a strike from the left wing | |
71 mins | ![]() | Jose Frayed | Fighting with fans | |
71 mins | ![]() | Alf Abet | Fighting with fans | |
72 mins | ![]() | Val Veeta | with a thunderous shot from distance | |
78 mins | ![]() | Val Veeta | with a great solo effort | |
85 mins | ![]() | Herbie Voor | Repeated fouling | |
86 mins | ![]() | Ben Dover | with a spectacular bicycle kick | |
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Match Report |
A magnificent display by Real SoSobad saw them obliterate Grimthorpe Rangers 15 - 0. After a good session at the Visit disco the Real SoSobad performance was credit to manager Matt Leyland's commitment. If Grimthorpe Rangers were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Real SoSobad had so much possession it was almost embarrassing. Brighton Early's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad. When Real SoSobad's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers. Jose Frayed and Alf Abet picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them. Real SoSobad's Matt Leyland is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "The gaffer got it right tactically," commented defender Bo Nessround, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us." When your team leaves the field 15 - 0 winners who cares if the songs rhyme? On the strength of this rout Real SoSobad have few cares. |
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