Match Report

	(10) 19	-	(5) 8
Filler Team One				Stevies fc
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 21754 5, 21, 29, 37, 45, 61, 69, 87 Player Name 21747 12 Player Name 21756 17 Player Name 21743 25 Player Name 21746 32, 80 Player Name 21757 41, 65, 76, 83 Player Name 21753 53 Player Name 21758 57		Hunter Ivan 6 Shaw Blind 12 (pen), 20, 31, 42, 54 Player Name 41929 79, 90

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	Christmas Tree
49	Possession	51
20	Shots	15
9	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	5
0	Red Cards	3
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 21742		0
2	P.Name 21743	(61)	31
3	P.Name 21746		28
4	P.Name 21747		29
5	P.Name 21751		31
6	P.Name 21753	(78)	27
7	P.Name 21756		28
8	P.Name 21757		39
9	P.Name 21758		30
10	P.Name 21750		32
11	P.Name 21754		32
12	P.Name 21752	(78)	44
13	P.Name 21744		0
14	P.Name 21741		0
15	P.Name 21755		0
16	P.Name 21749		0

1	P.Name 41921		32
2	P.Name 41923	(61) (42)	28
3	P.Name 41929	(51)	30
4	B.Matthew		0
5	S.Williams	(30,90)	30
6	P.Name 41933	(65)	32
7	P.Name 41934		0
8	R.Davidson		30
9	S.Blind	(78)	39
10	O.Starn	(16)	30
11	H.Ivan	(16)	29
12	P.Name 41932		0
13	J.Priz		0
14	d.frimax		0
15	P.Name 41935	(61)	35
16	S.Jake		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 21754	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
6 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a great solo effort
12 mins	Player Name 21747	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
12 mins	Shaw Blind	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Hunter Ivan	Unsporting behaviour
16 mins	Olive Starn	Unsporting behaviour
17 mins	Player Name 21756	from a goal kick
20 mins	Shaw Blind	from a corner
21 mins	Player Name 21754	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins	Player Name 21743	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
29 mins	Player Name 21754	with a great solo effort
30 mins	Stern Williams	Scrapping
31 mins	Shaw Blind	from the dressing room
32 mins	Player Name 21746	from a throw in
37 mins	Player Name 21754	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
41 mins	Player Name 21757	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	Player Name 41923	Stealing
42 mins	Shaw Blind	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
45 mins	Player Name 21754	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
51 mins	Player Name 41929	Annoying the referee
53 mins	Player Name 21753	from a free kick
54 mins	Shaw Blind	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Player Name 21758	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	Player Name 21743	No apparent reason
61 mins	Player Name 41923	A bruised shoulder
61 mins	Player Name 21754	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins	Player Name 41933	Obstruction
65 mins	Player Name 21757	with a header from the penalty area
69 mins	Player Name 21754	from a throw in
72 mins	Player Name 21757	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Player Name 21757	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
78 mins	Shaw Blind	Indecent exposure
78 mins	Player Name 21753	A broken cheek bone
79 mins	Player Name 41929	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Player Name 21746	with a belter from his own half
83 mins	Player Name 21757	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
87 mins	Player Name 21754	from a throw in
90 mins	Stern Williams	Obstruction
90 mins	Player Name 41929	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

Stevies fc will be looking to prove to everyone that they are not as hopeless as this 19 - 8 massacre by Filler Team One suggests. It won't so much be an uphill struggle as trying to scale a sheer rockface.
Like an untended garden, the untrained Stevies fc have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
Player Name 21742 didn't make the Filler Team One match due to being abducted by aliens. He would probably have missed more than a week, but the aliens returned him sharpish because they wanted a specimen with a brain.
Player Name 41929 made sure he was owed a few favours by this Stevies fc team mates with his 2 goal haul.
What a performance by Filler Team One 's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
With language as blue as the deep sea, it's no surprise Olive Starn was sent off today.
2 Stevies fc players were sent off when Simon Pieman discovered the Filler Team One keeper had been nailed to his goalpost by his shorts.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Stevies fc manager STEVEN OKAN does. But Christmas Tree is not the best shape for them.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned Stevies fc manager STEVEN OKAN. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
If Stevies fc want to keep their shorts clean, maybe Stevies fc should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

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