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MATCH REPORT
Sun, 6 Jul 2025 (Day: 37/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 5 Jun 2025
 
(8) 19 - (7) 14
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15
  Division Pos:11
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 8774 5, 34, 41, 56, 62
Player Name 8778 9, 21, 38, 46, 88
Player Name 8770 17, 66, 71, 84
Player Name 8777 29, 53, 80
Player Name 8776 59
Player Name 8763 76  
Player Name 46050 3, 19, 24, 39, 58, 77
Player Name 46057 9, 71
Player Name 46047 14
Player Name 46051 29 (pen), 82
Player Name 46056 47, 88
Player Name 46058 66  
 
Match Statistics
5 2 3Formation3 5 2
45Possession55
19Shots15
13Fouls16
3Yellow Cards2
1Red Cards2
7Offsides7
ContinentalStyleUse Wings
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 876228
2P.Name 876332
3P.Name 876631
4P.Name 8767 (80)35
5P.Name 8771 (26)31
6P.Name 877329
7P.Name 877631
8P.Name 877738
9P.Name 877826
10P.Name 877029
11P.Name 8774 (52,63)30
12P.Name 87720
13P.Name 87640
14P.Name 87610
15P.Name 87750
16P.Name 87690
1P.Name 4604227
2P.Name 46043 (52)30
3P.Name 46046 (21,43)28
4P.Name 46047 (63,89)30
5P.Name 4605127
6P.Name 460530
7P.Name 4605629
8P.Name 4605743
9P.Name 4605824
10P.Name 4605033
11P.Name 460540
12P.Name 460520
13P.Name 460440
14P.Name 460410
15P.Name 46055 (52)32
16P.Name 460490
 
Time   Person Description
 3 minsPlayer Name 46050from the dressing room
 5 minsPlayer Name 8774with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 9 minsPlayer Name 8778with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 9 minsPlayer Name 46057after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 13 minsPlayer Name 8762blasted a penalty into row z
 14 minsPlayer Name 46047with a great chip from the left wing
 17 minsPlayer Name 8770with a lovely move from the right wing
 19 minsPlayer Name 46050with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 21 minsPlayer Name 46046Shirt pulling
 21 minsPlayer Name 8778with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 24 minsPlayer Name 46050after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 25 minsPlayer Name 8762scuffed a penalty
 26 minsPlayer Name 8771Spitting
 29 minsPlayer Name 8777with a great solo effort
 29 minsPlayer Name 46051after ref awarded a penalty
 34 minsPlayer Name 8774after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 34 minsPlayer Name 46050blasted a penalty into row z
 38 minsPlayer Name 8778with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 39 minsPlayer Name 46050with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 41 minsPlayer Name 8774from a corner
 43 minsPlayer Name 46046Indecent exposure
 46 minsPlayer Name 8778after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 47 minsPlayer Name 46056with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 49 minsPlayer Name 8762blasted a penalty into row z
 52 minsPlayer Name 8774Repeated diving
 52 minsPlayer Name 46043A broken cheek bone
 53 minsPlayer Name 8777with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 56 minsPlayer Name 8774with a belter from the halfway line
 58 minsPlayer Name 46050with a header from the penalty area
 59 minsPlayer Name 8776with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 62 minsPlayer Name 8774after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 63 minsPlayer Name 46047Foul and abusive language
 63 minsPlayer Name 8774Foul and abusive language
 66 minsPlayer Name 8770with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 66 minsPlayer Name 46058with a great volley from 10 yards out
 71 minsPlayer Name 8770with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 71 minsPlayer Name 46057after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 76 minsPlayer Name 8763with the bumcheek of God
 77 minsPlayer Name 46050with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 80 minsPlayer Name 8767Squabbling
 80 minsPlayer Name 8777with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 82 minsPlayer Name 46051with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 84 minsPlayer Name 8770with the bumcheek of God
 88 minsPlayer Name 8778with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 88 minsPlayer Name 46056after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 89 minsPlayer Name 46047Scrapping
 
 
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Match Report
We Play Like Girls have all the poise and composure of prima ballerinas. Which is not much use against a team like We Play Like Girls. This 19 - 14 defeat looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before We Play Like Girls manager Chris Ball will be writing books on football theory.
Manager Jimmy Corkhill was left with an up hill struggle today with 2 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 46042 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. We Play Like Girls's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Player Name 46047 and Player Name 8774 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Chris Ball is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 2 3 formation.
In reply to criticisms of his management after We Play Like Girls's defeat, Jimmy Corkhill replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
And talking of pigs, a man was driving in the country. He passes a woman who yells PIG!' at him. Taken aback, he shouts HAG!' back at her before rounding the next corner and hitting a pig in the road. A lesson for football teams everywhere. Probably.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terence Trendy
 
Windy
 
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