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We Play Like Girls | We Play Like Girls | |||
Division Pos:15 |
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5 2 3 | Formation | 3 5 2 | ||
45 | Possession | 55 | ||
19 | Shots | 15 | ||
13 | Fouls | 16 | ||
3 | Yellow Cards | 2 | ||
1 | Red Cards | 2 | ||
7 | Offsides | 7 | ||
Continental | Style | Use Wings | ||
Attacking | Instruction | Counter Attack | ||
Normal | Aggression | Normal | ||
Studded | Boots | Studded | ||
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Time | Person | Description | ||
3 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | from the dressing room | |
5 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | with an amazing lob from an acute angle | |
9 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8778 | with a rocket from outside the penalty area | |
9 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46057 | after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper | |
13 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8762 | blasted a penalty into row z | |
14 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46047 | with a great chip from the left wing | |
17 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8770 | with a lovely move from the right wing | |
19 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area | |
21 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46046 | Shirt pulling | |
21 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8778 | with a lucky rebound off the keeper | |
24 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside | |
25 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8762 | scuffed a penalty | |
26 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8771 | Spitting | |
29 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8777 | with a great solo effort | |
29 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46051 | after ref awarded a penalty | |
34 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper | |
34 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | blasted a penalty into row z | |
38 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8778 | with a rocket from outside the penalty area | |
39 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | with a scissor kick on the edge of the box | |
41 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | from a corner | |
43 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46046 | Indecent exposure | |
46 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8778 | after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half | |
47 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46056 | with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar | |
49 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8762 | blasted a penalty into row z | |
52 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | Repeated diving | |
52 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46043 | A broken cheek bone | |
53 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8777 | with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out | |
56 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | with a belter from the halfway line | |
58 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | with a header from the penalty area | |
59 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8776 | with a stunning effort that went in off the post | |
62 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat | |
63 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46047 | Foul and abusive language | |
63 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8774 | Foul and abusive language | |
66 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8770 | with a stunning effort that went in off the post | |
66 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46058 | with a great volley from 10 yards out | |
71 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8770 | with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs | |
71 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46057 | after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside | |
76 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8763 | with the bumcheek of God | |
77 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46050 | with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out | |
80 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8767 | Squabbling | |
80 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8777 | with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area | |
82 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46051 | with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area | |
84 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8770 | with the bumcheek of God | |
88 mins | ![]() | Player Name 8778 | with a little side heel inside the six yard box | |
88 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46056 | after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside | |
89 mins | ![]() | Player Name 46047 | Scrapping | |
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Match Report |
We Play Like Girls have all the poise and composure of prima ballerinas. Which is not much use against a team like We Play Like Girls. This 19 - 14 defeat looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken. With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before We Play Like Girls manager Chris Ball will be writing books on football theory. Manager Jimmy Corkhill was left with an up hill struggle today with 2 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night. We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 46042 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form. This result reads more like a tennis score than football. We Play Like Girls's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits. Player Name 46047 and Player Name 8774 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card. Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Chris Ball is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 2 3 formation. In reply to criticisms of his management after We Play Like Girls's defeat, Jimmy Corkhill replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." And talking of pigs, a man was driving in the country. He passes a woman who yells PIG!' at him. Taken aback, he shouts HAG!' back at her before rounding the next corner and hitting a pig in the road. A lesson for football teams everywhere. Probably. |
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