Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(2) 4
Real SoSobad				Red Watch Rejects
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Ben Dover 4, 46, 57, 77 Val Veeta 8, 19, 27, 73 Jose Frayed 16, 31, 35, 50, 89 Stan Dup 23, 42, 54 Bob Frapples 69 Jim Nasium 81 Ed Ible 85		Amanda Hugnkiss 20 (og) Para Handy 38, 58, 78

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
68	Possession	32
24	Shots	8
8	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Strap		87
2	A.Hugnkiss		68
3	J.Nasium		88
4	A.Kaholic		83
5	E.Ible	(90)	77
6	V.Veeta		83
7	B.Frapples		89
8	S.Dup		90
9	W.Bago		81
10	J.Frayed		83
11	B.Dover		92
12	C.Needzit		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	A.Abet		0
16	L.Lyde		0

1	S.Doo		43
2	B.Board	(90)	47
3	M.Minn		48
4	D.Lesgettham		47
5	G.Gibson		44
6	B.Rollsy		41
7	N.Nic		40
8	R.Rev		42
9	S.Dup	(60)	48
10	P.Handy		43
11	S.Pull		41
12	B.Cosby		0
13	O.Cooky	(90)	42
14	D.Geruss		0
15	D.Death		0
16	B.Ender		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Dover	with a great volley from 10 yards out
8 mins	Val Veeta	with a header from the penalty area
16 mins	Jose Frayed	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
19 mins	Val Veeta	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
20 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
23 mins	Stan Dup	with the bumcheek of God
27 mins	Val Veeta	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
31 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
35 mins	Jose Frayed	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Para Handy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
42 mins	Stan Dup	with the hand of God
46 mins	Ben Dover	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
50 mins	Jose Frayed	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
54 mins	Stan Dup	with the hand of God
57 mins	Ben Dover	from a throw in
58 mins	Para Handy	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Stan Dup	Spitting
61 mins	Ben Dover	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins	Bob Frapples	with the bumcheek of God
73 mins	Val Veeta	with a powerful header into the top corner
77 mins	Ben Dover	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
78 mins	Para Handy	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
81 mins	Jim Nasium	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
85 mins	Ed Ible	with a powerful header into the top corner
89 mins	Jose Frayed	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Ed Ible	Time wasting
90 mins	Bill Board	A bruised shoulder

Match Report

Real SoSobad were very good value for this 19 - 4 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike Red Watch Rejects who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
This game was effectively won in Real SoSobad's training sessions, so polished is their Weights.
Bell Ender must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of a death in the family.
Red Watch Rejects's keeper Scooby Doo couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Real football talent was on show yesterday as Real SoSobad gave us an exhibition in passing skills defeating the long ball addicts.
Red Watch Rejects's Colin McKenna is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Ben Dover. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 19 - 4 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Red Watch Rejects to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Windy

Muddy Pitch