Match Report

	(15) 30	-	(1) 1
Arsenallz				Stevies fc
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Ray Kennedy 2, 6, 9, 15, 20, 26, 31, 37, 40, 42, 48, 53, 61, 74, 90 Alan Ball 11 John Radford 23, 34, 45, 58 (pen), 64 (pen), 69, 72, 77, 80, 85 (pen), 88 George Armstrong 29 George Graham 50 John Roberts 56		Shaw Blind 25

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	Christmas Tree
67	Possession	33
30	Shots	9
3	Fouls	19
1	Yellow Cards	4
0	Red Cards	3
5	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	B.Wilson		48
2	P.Rice		47
3	P.Simpson		46
4	F.Mclintock		47
5	J.Roberts		45
6	B.McNab	(58)	48
7	G.Graham		47
8	A.Ball	(71)	47
9	G.Armstrong		47
10	J.Radford		48
11	R.Kennedy		47
12	K.Cook		0
13	B.Batson		0
14	P.Marinello		0
15	C.George	(71)	48
16	E.Kelly		0

1	P.Name 41921		32
2	P.Name 41923	(51)	28
3	P.Name 41929	(34,63)	30
4	B.Matthew		0
5	S.Williams		0
6	P.Name 41933	(83)	32
7	P.Name 41934	(12,42)	28
8	R.Davidson	(22)	30
9	S.Blind		39
10	O.Starn		30
11	H.Ivan		29
12	P.Name 41932		0
13	J.Priz		0
14	d.frimax		0
15	P.Name 41935		0
16	S.Jake		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a dink right on the goal line
6 mins	Ray Kennedy	from the dressing room
9 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
11 mins	Alan Ball	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins	Player Name 41934	Time wasting
15 mins	Ray Kennedy	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
18 mins	John Radford	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Ray Kennedy	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
22 mins	Ryan Davidson	Unsporting behaviour
23 mins	John Radford	with a flick on
25 mins	Shaw Blind	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a spectacular bicycle kick
29 mins	George Armstrong	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
31 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a spectacular bicycle kick
34 mins	Player Name 41929	Head butting
34 mins	John Radford	with a great volley from 10 yards out
37 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a flick on
40 mins	Ray Kennedy	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins	Player Name 41934	Being drunk
42 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
45 mins	John Radford	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Ray Kennedy	from the dressing room
50 mins	George Graham	with a strike from the left wing
51 mins	Player Name 41923	Scrapping
53 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a belter from the halfway line
56 mins	John Roberts	with a flick on
58 mins	Bob McNab	Faking injury
58 mins	John Radford	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Ray Kennedy	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Player Name 41929	Two-footed tackle
64 mins	John Radford	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	John Radford	with a strike from the left wing
71 mins	Alan Ball	A mild concussion
72 mins	John Radford	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
74 mins	Ray Kennedy	with a dink right on the goal line
77 mins	John Radford	from a throw in
80 mins	John Radford	with a strike from the left wing
83 mins	Player Name 41933	Being drunk
83 mins	John Radford	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	John Radford	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	John Radford	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins	Ray Kennedy	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the Stevies fc side who were Paxoed 30 - 1 by Arsenallz.
The team's performance is credit to the Arsenallz manager Simon Feist and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
Where ever Arsenallz went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
Ray Kennedy was the Arsenallz's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 15 for himself.
Stevies fc's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Stevies fc player Player Name 41933 dismissal saw him spending so much time in the dressing room, he's thinking about redecorating.
Stevies fc look about as convinving playing in the Christmas Tree formation as they would if boss STEVEN OKAN sent them out in dresses.
After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of Simon Feist!" they explained.
Carry on in this vein and Stevies fc will soon be the strongest side in the league. When you're bottom you'll be propping up the entire division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

No Referee

Hot

Normal Pitch