Match Report

	(12) 26	-	(0) 1
Real SoSobad				Filler Team One
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Ben Dover 4, 7, 18, 25 (pen), 28, 31, 35, 38 (pen), 42, 45 (pen), 48, 58, 65 (pen), 71, 84 (pen), 87 (pen), 90 Lou Sirr 11, 61, 67 Ed Ible 14 Al Kaholic 51 Tate Urchips 55, 78 Walter Melon 74 Bob Frapples 81		Player Name 21757 63

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
69	Possession	31
26	Shots	7
9	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Strap		87
2	A.Abet	(68)	48
3	A.Kaholic		88
4	T.Urchips		90
5	E.Ible		88
6	S.Down		88
7	B.Frapples		89
8	J.Credible	(33)	87
9	W.Melon		87
10	L.Sirr		90
11	B.Dover		94
12	S.Dup		0
13	J.Frayed		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	M.Rohsopht		0
16	C.Needzit		0

1	P.Name 21742		27
2	P.Name 21743		31
3	P.Name 21746	(51)	28
4	P.Name 21747		29
5	P.Name 21751		31
6	P.Name 21753		27
7	P.Name 21756		0
8	P.Name 21757		39
9	P.Name 21758		30
10	P.Name 21750		32
11	P.Name 21754		32
12	P.Name 21752		0
13	P.Name 21744		0
14	P.Name 21741		0
15	P.Name 21755		0
16	P.Name 21749		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Dover	with the bumcheek of God
7 mins	Ben Dover	with a flick on
11 mins	Lou Sirr	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
14 mins	Ed Ible	with a lovely move from the right wing
18 mins	Ben Dover	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
25 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins	Ben Dover	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Justin Credible	Squabbling
35 mins	Ben Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
38 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Ben Dover	from a throw in
45 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	Ben Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
51 mins	Player Name 21746	Obstruction
51 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great solo effort
55 mins	Tate Urchips	with a spectacular bicycle kick
58 mins	Ben Dover	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins	Lou Sirr	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
63 mins	Player Name 21757	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Lou Sirr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Alf Abet	Scrapping
71 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	Walter Melon	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
78 mins	Tate Urchips	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
81 mins	Bob Frapples	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
84 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar

Match Report

An audacious display of goal-scoring prowess saw Real SoSobad demolish Filler Team One to take all three points after drubbing them 26 - 1.
A strict diet of Weights, Ball skills and a little more Sprinting has seen Real SoSobad's stamina levels shoot up.
Real SoSobad rang rings around Filler Team One . And they took the ball with them every time.
Real SoSobad's Ben Dover might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 17-goal haul.
When Real SoSobad's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
A desperate lunge in the penalty area by Filler Team One 's Player Name 21743 saw Ben Dover step up and score for Real SoSobad.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned Filler Team One manager Terry Carder. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
When it comes to dreamland, Real SoSobad were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

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