Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(7) 12
Arsenallz				Real SoSobad
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Ray Kennedy 74		Ben Dover 7, 13, 26, 63 (pen), 80, 86 Stan Dup 19, 32, 45 Justin Credible 38, 51, 69

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	21
15	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Wilson		48
2	P.Rice		47
3	P.Simpson		46
4	F.Mclintock	(90)	47
5	J.Roberts		45
6	B.McNab		48
7	G.Graham		47
8	A.Ball		47
9	G.Armstrong		47
10	J.Radford		48
11	R.Kennedy		47
12	K.Cook		0
13	B.Batson		0
14	P.Marinello		0
15	C.George		0
16	E.Kelly		0

1	J.Strap	88
2	A.Abet	48
3	T.Urchips	85
4	L.Sirr	47
5	E.Ible	84
6	S.Down	89
7	B.Frapples	87
8	J.Credible	90
9	S.Dup	91
10	L.Sirr	88
11	B.Dover	89
12	W.Melon	0
13	J.Frayed	0
14	W.Bago	0
15	M.Rohsopht	0
16	C.Needzit	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Ben Dover	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
13 mins	Ben Dover	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
19 mins	Stan Dup	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
26 mins	Ben Dover	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins	Stan Dup	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	Justin Credible	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
45 mins	Stan Dup	with a spectacular bicycle kick
51 mins	Justin Credible	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
56 mins	Ben Dover	blasted a penalty into row z
63 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Justin Credible	with a lovely move from the right wing
74 mins	Ray Kennedy	from a throw in
75 mins	Ben Dover	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
86 mins	Ben Dover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
90 mins	Frank Mclintock	Obstruction

Match Report

You have to be extraordinarily bad to conceded 12 in 90 minutes. It's quite a feat when you think about it. Arsenallz are going to be pondering on this one-side 12 - 1 massacre at the hands of Real SoSobad for sometime to come.
After a good session at the Visit disco the Real SoSobad performance was credit to manager Matt Leyland's commitment.
Winnie Bago was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Arsenallz could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Real SoSobad's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Most of Arsenallz clearly thought 5 3 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented striker Ben Dover, "We can win against anyone on this kind of form. unless someone beats us."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Ray Kennedy told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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