Match Report

	(15) 28	-	(1) 3
Stratton Oakmont				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Buster Cherry 3, 8, 14, 24, 36, 41, 44, 55, 60 Dick Tater 6, 27, 70 Chris Mass 11 (pen), 18, 20, 30, 38, 47, 52, 57, 62, 65, 77, 81, 84, 87 Dan Geruss 33 Andy Gravity 49		Player Name 46056 15 Player Name 46050 51 Player Name 46057 76

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 5 2
68	Possession	32
28	Shots	8
9	Fouls	11
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 15968	(1)	30
2	P.Name 15971		0
3	P.Name 15969	(1)	36
4	A.Structible		45
5	A.Gravity		43
6	S.Cola		43
7	C.Mass		43
8	P.Name 15973		28
9	D.Tater		48
10	D.Geruss		48
11	B.Cherry		48
12	A.Kaseltzer	(1)	43
13	J.Strap		0
14	H.Annsaw	(1)	46
15	P.Name 15975		0
16	P.Name 15960		0

1	P.Name 46042		0
2	P.Name 46043		0
3	P.Name 46046		0
4	P.Name 46047		0
5	P.Name 46051		27
6	P.Name 46053	(90)	28
7	P.Name 46056		29
8	P.Name 46057		43
9	P.Name 46058		24
10	P.Name 46050		33
11	P.Name 46054		29
12	P.Name 46052		0
13	P.Name 46044		0
14	P.Name 46041		0
15	P.Name 46055		0
16	P.Name 46049		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great chip from the left wing
6 mins	Dick Tater	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
8 mins	Buster Cherry	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Chris Mass	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Buster Cherry	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
15 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Player Name 46056	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
18 mins	Chris Mass	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
20 mins	Chris Mass	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
24 mins	Buster Cherry	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
27 mins	Dick Tater	with a lovely move from the right wing
30 mins	Chris Mass	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Dan Geruss	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
36 mins	Buster Cherry	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
38 mins	Chris Mass	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
41 mins	Buster Cherry	with a flick on
44 mins	Buster Cherry	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
47 mins	Chris Mass	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
49 mins	Andy Gravity	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
51 mins	Player Name 46050	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
52 mins	Chris Mass	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Buster Cherry	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Chris Mass	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
60 mins	Buster Cherry	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Chris Mass	with the hand of God
65 mins	Chris Mass	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
68 mins	Chris Mass	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Dick Tater	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
73 mins	Chris Mass	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
76 mins	Player Name 46057	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
77 mins	Chris Mass	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
81 mins	Chris Mass	with a flick on
84 mins	Chris Mass	with a strike from the left wing
87 mins	Chris Mass	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Player Name 46053	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

Stratton Oakmont were the better the side on the day as their 28 - 3 pounding of We Play Like Girls showed.
D Larcs, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
To say that We Play Like Girls played football would be stretching the point a little far seeing as they barely saw a ball all match.
Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
We Play Like Girls's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
Most of Stratton Oakmont clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Jimmy Corkhill looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Stratton Oakmont scored."
You'd think at 28 - 3 Stratton Oakmont would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave We Play Like Girls shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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Hard Pitch