Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(6) 11
Stevies fc				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Hunter Ivan 6, 11, 15, 35, 50, 55, 71 Ryan Davidson 20 Shaw Blind 25, 45, 75 Olive Starn 39, 87 Player Name 41934 59, 65 Bro Matthew 81		Player Name 8774 6 Player Name 8762 12 (pen) Player Name 8777 26, 63 Player Name 8778 33, 38, 57, 80 Player Name 8776 44, 88 Player Name 8773 67

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	5 2 3
58	Possession	42
17	Shots	12
22	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	0
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 41921	(61)	32
2	P.Name 41923		0
3	P.Name 41929	(39,67)	30
4	B.Matthew		32
5	S.Williams		30
6	P.Name 41933		32
7	P.Name 41934		28
8	R.Davidson		30
9	S.Blind		39
10	O.Starn		30
11	H.Ivan		29
12	P.Name 41932		0
13	J.Priz		0
14	d.frimax		0
15	P.Name 41935		0
16	S.Jake	(61)	32

1	P.Name 8762		28
2	P.Name 8763		32
3	P.Name 8766	(67)	31
4	P.Name 8767		35
5	P.Name 8771		31
6	P.Name 8773		29
7	P.Name 8776		31
8	P.Name 8777		38
9	P.Name 8778		26
10	P.Name 8770		29
11	P.Name 8774		30
12	P.Name 8772		0
13	P.Name 8764		0
14	P.Name 8761		0
15	P.Name 8775	(67)	29
16	P.Name 8769		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a thunderous shot from distance
6 mins	Player Name 8774	with a brave flying header
11 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
12 mins	Player Name 8762	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Hunter Ivan	with the bumcheek of God
19 mins	Player Name 8762	scuffed a penalty
20 mins	Ryan Davidson	with a strike from the left wing
25 mins	Shaw Blind	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
26 mins	Player Name 8777	with the hand of God
33 mins	Player Name 8778	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
35 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins	Player Name 8778	with a flick on
39 mins	Player Name 41929	Shirt pulling
39 mins	Olive Starn	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
44 mins	Player Name 8776	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
45 mins	Shaw Blind	with a spectacular bicycle kick
50 mins	Hunter Ivan	with the bumcheek of God
50 mins	Player Name 8762	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a header from the penalty area
57 mins	Player Name 8778	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
59 mins	Player Name 41934	with a belter from the halfway line
61 mins	Player Name 41921	A mild concussion
63 mins	Player Name 8777	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins	Player Name 41934	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
67 mins	Player Name 41929	Repeated diving
67 mins	Player Name 8766	A mild concussion
67 mins	Player Name 8773	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins	Hunter Ivan	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins	Shaw Blind	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
80 mins	Player Name 8778	with a belter from his own half
81 mins	Bro Matthew	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
87 mins	Olive Starn	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
88 mins	Player Name 8776	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were soundly beaten by Stevies fc going down 16 - 11.
When Stevies fc's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 8764 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 8762 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Give the We Play Like Girls strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Chris Ball does. But 5 2 3 is not the best shape for them.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," STEVEN OKAN told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
After this defeat, We Play Like Girls boss Chris Ball has got his work cut out. If all else fails at least he could start blaming the ref for his side losing.

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Cecil Dingberry

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