Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(17) 35
Stevies fc				Real SoSobad
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Shaw Blind 64		Ben Dover 5, 8, 12, 15, 19, 24, 27 (pen), 29, 34, 37 (pen), 39, 42 (pen), 44, 47, 52, 54, 56, 59, 61, 71, 74, 76, 78, 88, 90 Val Veeta 10, 49, 66, 86 Amanda Hugnkiss 17, 69 Walter Melon 22, 64 Lou Sirr 32 Bob Frapples 83

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	35
5	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 41921		32
2	P.Name 41923		28
3	P.Name 41929		0
4	B.Matthew		0
5	S.Williams		0
6	P.Name 41933		32
7	P.Name 41934		28
8	R.Davidson		30
9	S.Blind		39
10	O.Starn		30
11	H.Ivan	(90)	29
12	P.Name 41932		0
13	J.Priz		0
14	d.frimax		0
15	P.Name 41935		0
16	S.Jake		0

1	J.Strap		90
2	A.Hugnkiss		88
3	T.Urchips		87
4	J.Nasium		90
5	E.Ible		82
6	V.Veeta		93
7	B.Frapples		89
8	J.Credible		87
9	W.Melon	(90)	89
10	L.Sirr		87
11	B.Dover		93
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Ben Dover	with a powerful header into the top corner
8 mins	Ben Dover	with a powerful header into the top corner
10 mins	Val Veeta	with a strike from the left wing
12 mins	Ben Dover	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
15 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
17 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Ben Dover	from a corner
22 mins	Walter Melon	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
24 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
32 mins	Lou Sirr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
34 mins	Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
37 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Ben Dover	from a free kick
42 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Ben Dover	from a goal kick
47 mins	Ben Dover	with a lovely move from the right wing
49 mins	Val Veeta	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
54 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
56 mins	Ben Dover	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
59 mins	Ben Dover	with the hand of God
61 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
64 mins	Shaw Blind	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
64 mins	Walter Melon	with a spectacular bicycle kick
66 mins	Val Veeta	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
69 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Ben Dover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
74 mins	Ben Dover	with a great chip from the left wing
76 mins	Ben Dover	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins	Ben Dover	with a brave flying header
81 mins	Ben Dover	scuffed a penalty
83 mins	Bob Frapples	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
86 mins	Val Veeta	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Hunter Ivan	Obstruction
90 mins	Walter Melon	Spitting
90 mins	Ben Dover	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like Real SoSobad dream of. At 35 - 1 it was the sort of game that'll give the Stevies fc keeper nightmares.
If this is how master tactician Matt Leyland plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Stevies fc saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
Stevies fc's goalie Player Name 41921 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Stevies fc's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. Stevies fc's manager STEVEN OKAN needs to go back to the transfer market.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Christmas Tree was a good stab, unfortunately for STEVEN OKAN most of his squad are best on the bench.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager STEVEN OKAN after his team's defeat.
Even if Stevies fc were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Real SoSobad scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Soft Pitch