Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(12) 25
We Play Like Girls				Red Watch Rejects
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 28770 36 Player Name 28763 71		Red Rev 6, 21 Ding-Dong Doo 9, 26, 35, 37, 51 (pen), 54, 57, 63 (pen), 68, 71, 77 Player Name 28767 12 (og) Bell Ender 15, 43, 60, 65, 83 Wull Kiku 18 Stan Dup 24, 29, 80 Ole Cooky 74 Doctor Death 86

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	25
13	Fouls	15
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 28762		32
2	P.Name 28763		29
3	P.Name 28766		0
4	P.Name 28767	(26)	30
5	P.Name 28771	(52)	32
6	P.Name 28773		0
7	P.Name 28776		0
8	P.Name 28777		0
9	P.Name 28778		0
10	P.Name 28770		32
11	P.Name 28774	(73)	30
12	P.Name 28772	(73)	42
13	P.Name 28764		0
14	P.Name 28761		0
15	P.Name 28775		0
16	P.Name 28769		0

1	S.Doo		43
2	O.Cooky		42
3	B.Cosby		41
4	D.Lesgettham		47
5	G.Gibson	(46)	44
6	R.Rev	(78)	42
7	D.Death		46
8	W.Kiku		43
9	S.Dup		48
10	B.Ender		48
11	D.Doo		44
12	S.Pull		0
13	D.Geruss		0
14	B.Board		0
15	P.Handy	(78)	43
16	B.Rollsy		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Red Rev	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
9 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	from a throw in
12 mins	Player Name 28767	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
15 mins	Bell Ender	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
18 mins	Wull Kiku	with a powerful header into the top corner
21 mins	Red Rev	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
24 mins	Stan Dup	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
26 mins	Player Name 28767	Faking injury
26 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
29 mins	Stan Dup	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
35 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
36 mins	Player Name 28770	with a great volley from 10 yards out
37 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
40 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Bell Ender	with a thunderous shot from distance
46 mins	Gibby Gibson	Foul and abusive language
46 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Player Name 28771	Faking injury
54 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	from a throw in
57 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
60 mins	Bell Ender	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
63 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Bell Ender	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
68 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
71 mins	Player Name 28763	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
71 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
73 mins	Player Name 28774	A mild concussion
74 mins	Ole Cooky	with a great volley from 10 yards out
77 mins	Ding-Dong Doo	with a powerful header into the top corner
78 mins	Red Rev	A broken arm
80 mins	Stan Dup	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
83 mins	Bell Ender	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
86 mins	Doctor Death	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

We Play Like Girls must be considering dropping the words football club' from their name as during this 25 - 2 hiding at the hands of the deadly We Play Like Girls they played absolutely no football at all.
classinputbox classinputbox must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
For the life of him Big Rollsy couldn't find his footie kit. He spent so long looking for it he actually missed the game.
Player Name 28767 thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with Red Watch Rejects's attack playing so well Colin McKenna should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 5 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager classinputbox classinputbox. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
Red Watch Rejects are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Hard Pitch