Match Report

	(6) 9	-	(8) 18
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8774 6, 28 Player Name 8776 11 Player Name 8777 16, 50 Player Name 8778 22, 45, 55, 78		Player Name 28774 5, 71 Player Name 28777 10, 14, 42, 78, 82 Player Name 28767 24 Player Name 28778 29, 54, 86 Player Name 28776 33, 46, 68 Player Name 28766 38, 58 Player Name 28763 65 Player Name 28770 90

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
43	Possession	57
14	Shots	18
18	Fouls	17
4	Yellow Cards	3
3	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	8
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8762		28
2	P.Name 8763	(45,80)	32
3	P.Name 8766		31
4	P.Name 8767	(31,62)	35
5	P.Name 8771	(18)	31
6	P.Name 8773		29
7	P.Name 8776	(20,39)	31
8	P.Name 8777	(77)	38
9	P.Name 8778		26
10	P.Name 8770		0
11	P.Name 8774		30
12	P.Name 8772	(77)	40
13	P.Name 8764		0
14	P.Name 8761		0
15	P.Name 8775		0
16	P.Name 8769		0

1	P.Name 28762		31
2	P.Name 28763	(39)	29
3	P.Name 28766	(20)	41
4	P.Name 28767		30
5	P.Name 28771		32
6	P.Name 28773		29
7	P.Name 28776		32
8	P.Name 28777		42
9	P.Name 28778		28
10	P.Name 28770		32
11	P.Name 28774	(56,77)	30
12	P.Name 28772		0
13	P.Name 28764		0
14	P.Name 28761		0
15	P.Name 28775		0
16	P.Name 28769		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 28774	from a corner
6 mins	Player Name 8774	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Player Name 28777	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Player Name 8776	with a flick on
14 mins	Player Name 28777	from the dressing room
16 mins	Player Name 8777	from a throw in
18 mins	Player Name 8771	Head butting
19 mins	Player Name 28778	scuffed a penalty
20 mins	Player Name 28766	Head butting
20 mins	Player Name 8776	Head butting
22 mins	Player Name 8778	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
24 mins	Player Name 28767	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Player Name 8774	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Player Name 28778	with a great volley from 10 yards out
31 mins	Player Name 8767	Interfering with an opponent
33 mins	Player Name 8762	scuffed a penalty
33 mins	Player Name 28776	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
38 mins	Player Name 28766	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
39 mins	Player Name 28763	Head butting
39 mins	Player Name 8776	Head butting
39 mins	Player Name 8762	scuffed a penalty
42 mins	Player Name 28777	with the bumcheek of God
45 mins	Player Name 8763	Obstruction
45 mins	Player Name 8778	from a goal kick
46 mins	Player Name 28776	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
50 mins	Player Name 8777	with a spectacular bicycle kick
50 mins	Player Name 28778	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Player Name 28778	with a spectacular bicycle kick
55 mins	Player Name 8778	with a great volley from 10 yards out
56 mins	Player Name 28774	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Player Name 28766	from a goal kick
60 mins	Player Name 8762	blasted a penalty into row z
62 mins	Player Name 8767	Obstruction
62 mins	Player Name 28763	blasted a penalty into row z
65 mins	Player Name 28763	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
68 mins	Player Name 28776	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
70 mins	Player Name 8762	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Player Name 28774	with a brave flying header
75 mins	Player Name 28777	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins	Player Name 28774	Scrapping
77 mins	Player Name 8777	A mild concussion
78 mins	Player Name 8778	with the hand of God
78 mins	Player Name 28777	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	Player Name 8763	Fighting with fans
82 mins	Player Name 28777	from the dressing room
86 mins	Player Name 28778	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Player Name 28770	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were so good for their 18 - 9 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike We Play Like Girls who were just playing with themselves.
We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got We Play Like Girls's attack in their pockets.
Player Name 8764 didn't make an appearance because he got a new girlfriend and was caught in the throws of new love, if you know what we mean.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 8762 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
The difference between the teams could have been their choice of playing style. Continental worked for We Play Like Girls. And didn't for We Play Like Girls.
If these teams put as much effort into winning the ball as they did getting into the ref's little black book, they'd be in the Premiership by now. 11 players were booked.
Player Name 28766 and Player Name 8776 were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
In an injury-prone season, Player Name 28770 has made less recent appearances than Osama Bin Laden.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed Chris Ball. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
How on earth do you stop a team like We Play Like Girls on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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