Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Girls				Real SoSobad
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8778 23 Stan Dup 69 (og)		Ben Dover 4, 7, 24, 31, 34, 45 (pen), 54 (pen), 65, 68, 78, 89 (pen) Tate Urchips 10 Justin Credible 14, 20, 48, 82 Stan Dup 17, 41 Sid Down 37, 51, 75 Amanda Hugnkiss 57, 72 Winnie Bago 85

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	24
13	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8762		28
2	P.Name 8763	(84) (83)	32
3	P.Name 8766		0
4	P.Name 8767	(26)	35
5	P.Name 8771		31
6	P.Name 8773		29
7	P.Name 8776	(58)	31
8	P.Name 8777		38
9	P.Name 8778		26
10	P.Name 8770		29
11	P.Name 8774		30
12	P.Name 8772	(58)	40
13	P.Name 8764		0
14	P.Name 8761		0
15	P.Name 8775	(84)	29
16	P.Name 8769		0

1	J.Strap		87
2	A.Hugnkiss		89
3	T.Urchips		88
4	J.Nasium		0
5	E.Ible		0
6	S.Down		90
7	S.Dup		89
8	J.Credible	(30)	80
9	W.Melon	(58)	59
10	L.Sirr		90
11	B.Dover		93
12	M.Rohsopht		0
13	A.Abet		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	W.Bago	(58)	90
16	C.Needzit		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
7 mins	Ben Dover	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
10 mins	Tate Urchips	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
14 mins	Justin Credible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Stan Dup	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
20 mins	Justin Credible	with a strike from the left wing
23 mins	Player Name 8778	with a great volley from 10 yards out
24 mins	Ben Dover	with a header from the penalty area
26 mins	Player Name 8767	Shirt pulling
30 mins	Justin Credible	High kicking
31 mins	Ben Dover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
34 mins	Ben Dover	with a thunderous shot from distance
37 mins	Sid Down	from a goal kick
41 mins	Stan Dup	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Player Name 8762	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Justin Credible	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
51 mins	Sid Down	with a thunderous shot from distance
54 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
58 mins	Walter Melon	A mild concussion
58 mins	Player Name 8776	A broken thumb
61 mins	Ben Dover	scuffed a penalty
65 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
68 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
69 mins	Stan Dup	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
72 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
75 mins	Sid Down	with a spectacular bicycle kick
78 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
82 mins	Justin Credible	with a strike from the left wing
83 mins	Player Name 8763	Repeated fouling
84 mins	Player Name 8763	A broken collar bone
85 mins	Winnie Bago	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
89 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

After conceding 24 goals in a 24 - 2 hiding by Real SoSobad at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose.
Chris Ball must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting We Play Like Girls off training will help.
With Real SoSobad missing 2 players for no apparent reason it was a miracle they took full honours.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 8762 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
An impressive attacking display. Real SoSobad are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
A double-footed lunge ensured Real SoSobad's Walter Melon will be out for 2 weeks with a mild concussion.
"It was a great win for us," Walter Melon told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
The only way We Play Like Girls could have hoped to stop this rampant Real SoSobad side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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