Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(10) 22
Stratton Oakmont				Grimthorpe Rangers
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Buster Cherry 26, 50 Dick Tater 38, 62		Vlad Tire 3, 11, 29, 37, 41, 49, 61, 73, 79, 86, 90 Midas Well 15, 69 Adam Meway 18, 33 Xavier Money 22, 57 Xavier Breath 26 Lou Stooth 53 Brighton Early 64, 83 Leo Tarred 76

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	22
2	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 15968		0
2	P.Name 15971	(1)	28
3	P.Name 15969		0
4	A.Structible		45
5	A.Gravity		43
6	S.Cola		0
7	C.Mass		43
8	P.Name 15973		0
9	D.Tater		48
10	D.Geruss	(56)	48
11	B.Cherry		48
12	A.Kaseltzer		0
13	J.Strap	(1)	45
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	P.Name 15975		0
16	P.Name 15960		0

1	L.DeHand		46
2	D.Tater		44
3	M.Well		44
4	J.Case		44
5	A.Meway	(76)	48
6	L.Stooth		46
7	X.Money	(42)	48
8	X.Breath		45
9	L.Tarred		44
10	B.Early		46
11	V.Tire		47
12	H.Voor		0
13	M.Absent		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	Vlad Tire	with a header from the penalty area
7 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Vlad Tire	with a thunderous shot from distance
12 mins	Andy Structible	scuffed a penalty
15 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
15 mins	Midas Well	with a great chip from the left wing
18 mins	Adam Meway	with the hand of God
22 mins	Xavier Money	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
26 mins	Buster Cherry	with a strike from the left wing
26 mins	Xavier Breath	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Vlad Tire	with a great solo effort
33 mins	Adam Meway	from the dressing room
37 mins	Vlad Tire	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Dick Tater	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
41 mins	Vlad Tire	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
42 mins	Xavier Money	Faking injury
45 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
49 mins	Vlad Tire	with a spectacular bicycle kick
50 mins	Buster Cherry	from a throw in
53 mins	Lou Stooth	with a lovely move from the right wing
56 mins	Dan Geruss	Two-footed tackle
57 mins	Xavier Money	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	Vlad Tire	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
62 mins	Dick Tater	with a strike from the left wing
64 mins	Brighton Early	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
69 mins	Midas Well	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
73 mins	Vlad Tire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins	Dick Tater	blasted a penalty into row z
75 mins	Stratton Oakmont	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
76 mins	Adam Meway	Obstruction
76 mins	Leo Tarred	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
79 mins	Vlad Tire	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
83 mins	Brighton Early	with a lovely move from the right wing
86 mins	Vlad Tire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
90 mins	Vlad Tire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

This dizzying 22 - 4 display of goal scoring from Grimthorpe Rangers saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless Stratton Oakmont were reduced to mere spectators.
The Grimthorpe Rangers defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Stratton Oakmont saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
Stratton Oakmont are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 15968 should be locked up.
At every opportunity Grimthorpe Rangers's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Most of Grimthorpe Rangers clearly thought 4 1 3 1 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire Stratton Oakmont manager D Larcs. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Stratton Oakmont boss D Larcs was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

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