The Division Sat, 5 Jul 2025

	(4) 10	-	(7) 16
We Play Like Girls				Red Watch Rejects
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8770 16, 71 Player Name 8774 24, 79 Player Name 8777 31 Player Name 8767 38 Player Name 8766 46 Player Name 8776 55 Player Name 8778 63, 87		Para Handy 14, 30, 35, 39, 44, 49, 61, 74, 82, 87 Wull Kiku 18 Nic Nic 22, 53 Doctor Death 57 Ole Cooky 69 (pen) Darius Lesgettham 78

Match Statistics
5 2 3		Formation		4 3 3 Attacking
31		Possession		69
11		Shots		19
14		Fouls		14
2		Yellow Cards		3
1		Red Cards		1
4		Offsides		9
Continental		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 8762 28 2 P.Name 8763 32 3 P.Name 8766 (24,48) 31 4 P.Name 8767 35 5 P.Name 8771 (74) 31 6 P.Name 8773 29 7 P.Name 8776 31 8 P.Name 8777 38 9 P.Name 8778 26 10 P.Name 8770 29 11 P.Name 8774 30 12 P.Name 8772 0 13 P.Name 8764 0 14 P.Name 8761 0 15 P.Name 8775 0 16 P.Name 8769 0		1 S.Doo 43 2 O.Cooky (66,74) 42 3 D.Lesgettham 47 4 M.Minn 48 5 B.Board (21) 47 6 N.Nic 40 7 D.Death 46 8 W.Kiku 43 9 P.Handy 43 10 D.Geruss 44 11 G.Gibson (44) 44 12 B.Rollsy 0 13 B.Cosby 0 14 R.Rev 0 15 S.Dup 0 16 B.Ender 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Ole Cooky	blasted a penalty into row z
10 mins		Para Handy	scuffed a penalty
14 mins		Para Handy	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins		Player Name 8770	with a header from the penalty area
18 mins		Wull Kiku	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
21 mins		Bill Board	Obstruction
22 mins		Nic Nic	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
24 mins		Player Name 8766	Faking injury
24 mins		Player Name 8774	from a corner
26 mins		Para Handy	scuffed a penalty
30 mins		Para Handy	from a corner
31 mins		Player Name 8777	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
35 mins		Para Handy	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
38 mins		Player Name 8767	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
39 mins		Para Handy	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
44 mins		Gibby Gibson	Head butting
44 mins		Para Handy	from the dressing room
46 mins		Player Name 8766	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins		Player Name 8766	Obstruction
49 mins		Para Handy	from a throw in
53 mins		Nic Nic	with a strike from the left wing
55 mins		Player Name 8776	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
57 mins		Doctor Death	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
61 mins		Para Handy	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
63 mins		Player Name 8778	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins		Darius Lesgettham	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins		Ole Cooky	Spitting
69 mins		Ole Cooky	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins		Player Name 8770	with a great solo effort
74 mins		Player Name 8771	Head butting
74 mins		Ole Cooky	Head butting
74 mins		Para Handy	from a goal kick
78 mins		Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
79 mins		Player Name 8774	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
82 mins		Para Handy	with a great chip from the left wing
87 mins		Player Name 8778	with a great volley from 10 yards out
87 mins		Para Handy	from a corner

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls were shown up as footballing charlatans in a game that saw them well and truly turned over in a 16 - 10 defeat at the hands of Red Watch Rejects. If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Chris Ball must be a born loser. Back to the white board. Where ever Red Watch Rejects went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there. Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund. An incredible display by Red Watch Rejects's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass… Player Name 8771 and Ole Cooky were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt. There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 5 2 3, but Chris Ball would be advised to ignore those too. Red Watch Rejects are looking at a record-setting season if they keep up this kind of winning form. Such was the effortless win, Red Watch Rejects must be wondering if they can play We Play Like Girls every week.

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