Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(8) 20
We Play Like Girls				Game of Throw-ins
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 46058 13 Player Name 46051 33 Player Name 46057 48, 62, 82		Nick Ovtime 5, 9, 21, 30, 60, 64, 71, 81 Alec Tricity 13, 34, 47, 50, 74 Abe Rudder 17 Vlad Tire 39 Dinah Sore 54 Ariel Hassle 57, 77 Dwayne Pipes 67, 88

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	21
14	Fouls	10
3	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 46042		27
2	P.Name 46043	(76)	30
3	P.Name 46046		28
4	P.Name 46047	(27,51)	30
5	P.Name 46051		27
6	P.Name 46053		0
7	P.Name 46056		29
8	P.Name 46057		43
9	P.Name 46058	(76)	24
10	P.Name 46050		33
11	P.Name 46054		29
12	P.Name 46052		0
13	P.Name 46044		0
14	P.Name 46041		0
15	P.Name 46055		0
16	P.Name 46049		0

1	W.Leggrowbach		45
2	M.Labor		48
3	D.Pipes		46
4	A.Hassle		48
5	D.Sore		48
6	A.Rudder	(67)	46
7	J.Credible		46
8	A.Tricity		46
9	B.Ender		47
10	V.Tire	(36)	47
11	N.Ovtime		48
12	C.Needzit		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	D.Geruss		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
9 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Player Name 46058	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
13 mins	Alec Tricity	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
21 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a great solo effort
26 mins	Nick Ovtime	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Player Name 46047	Unsporting behaviour
30 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
33 mins	Player Name 46051	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
34 mins	Alec Tricity	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
36 mins	Vlad Tire	Stealing
39 mins	Vlad Tire	from a throw in
47 mins	Alec Tricity	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
48 mins	Player Name 46057	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
50 mins	Alec Tricity	with a powerful header into the top corner
51 mins	Player Name 46047	Scrapping
54 mins	Dinah Sore	with the hand of God
57 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
60 mins	Nick Ovtime	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
62 mins	Player Name 46057	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a header from the penalty area
67 mins	Abe Rudder	Repeated fouling
67 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a belter from his own half
74 mins	Alec Tricity	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins	Player Name 46058	Time wasting
76 mins	Player Name 46043	Time wasting
77 mins	Ariel Hassle	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
81 mins	Nick Ovtime	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
82 mins	Player Name 46057	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
84 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

"20 - 5 to the Game of Throw-ins" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when your team has just scored 20 goals.
We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Dan Geruss didn't make it to the ground for today's showdown due to found Shergar.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 46042 to keep goldfish.
Game of Throw-ins's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got We Play Like Girls's attack in their pockets.
Player Name 46058 and Player Name 46043 were booked for time wasting when it took them 20 minutes to take a corner.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 formation as they would if boss Jimmy Corkhill sent them out in dresses.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted We Play Like Girls boss Jimmy Corkhill. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, Game of Throw-ins should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Normal

Hard Pitch