Match Report

	(3) 3	-	(14) 28
Stevies fc				Grimthorpe Rangers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 41934 14 Hunter Ivan 28 Olive Starn 42		Vlad Tire 2, 8, 14, 23, 26, 28, 31, 40, 45, 48, 54, 57, 60, 71, 79, 88 (pen) Lou Stooth 5, 76 Herbie Voor 11, 17 Sam Pull 34, 74, 85 Leo Tarred 37, 82 Xavier Money 51 Player Name 41929 63 (og) Adam Meway 66

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	28
19	Fouls	9
4	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 41921		32
2	P.Name 41923		28
3	P.Name 41929	(55)	30
4	B.Matthew	(18,43)	32
5	S.Williams		30
6	P.Name 41933		0
7	P.Name 41934	(9,31)	28
8	R.Davidson		0
9	S.Blind		0
10	O.Starn		30
11	H.Ivan	(79)	29
12	P.Name 41932		0
13	J.Priz		0
14	d.frimax		0
15	P.Name 41935		0
16	S.Jake		0

1	J.Case		44
2	D.Tater		44
3	M.Well	(65)	44
4	A.Meway		48
5	L.Stooth		46
6	X.Money		48
7	B.Early	(65) (33)	46
8	X.Breath	(31)	45
9	L.Tarred		44
10	H.Voor		42
11	V.Tire		47
12	P.Pantz	(65)	48
13	L.DeHand		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	S.Pull	(31)	46
16	M.Absent		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Vlad Tire	with a belter from the halfway line
5 mins	Lou Stooth	from a free kick
8 mins	Vlad Tire	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
9 mins	Player Name 41934	Unsporting behaviour
11 mins	Herbie Voor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
14 mins	Player Name 41934	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
14 mins	Vlad Tire	from the dressing room
17 mins	Herbie Voor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
18 mins	Bro Matthew	Two-footed tackle
20 mins	Vlad Tire	scuffed a penalty
23 mins	Vlad Tire	with a dink right on the goal line
26 mins	Vlad Tire	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Hunter Ivan	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Vlad Tire	from a goal kick
31 mins	Player Name 41934	Unsporting behaviour
31 mins	Xavier Breath	A bruised shoulder
31 mins	Vlad Tire	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
33 mins	Brighton Early	Spitting
34 mins	Sam Pull	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
37 mins	Leo Tarred	with a great volley from 10 yards out
40 mins	Vlad Tire	with a strike from the left wing
42 mins	Olive Starn	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Vlad Tire	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	Bro Matthew	Shirt pulling
45 mins	Vlad Tire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Vlad Tire	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Xavier Money	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins	Vlad Tire	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
55 mins	Player Name 41929	Repeated diving
57 mins	Vlad Tire	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
58 mins	Player Name 41929	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Vlad Tire	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Player Name 41929	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
65 mins	Brighton Early	A mild concussion
65 mins	Midas Well	Time wasting
66 mins	Adam Meway	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
68 mins	Vlad Tire	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Vlad Tire	from a goal kick
72 mins	Olive Starn	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Sam Pull	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
76 mins	Lou Stooth	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
79 mins	Hunter Ivan	Obstruction
79 mins	Vlad Tire	with a great solo effort
82 mins	Leo Tarred	with a great volley from 10 yards out
85 mins	Sam Pull	with a powerful header into the top corner
86 mins	Hunter Ivan	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Vlad Tire	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 28 - 3 whitewash, the Stevies fc camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
Whatever it is Stuart Plews is putting in Grimthorpe Rangers's water, we'd like some.
To win games you need to win the ball. Stevies fc don't even know what a ball looks like.
A hat trick for Sam Pull rounded off an impressive outing for Grimthorpe Rangers.
Send out the search party! Stevies fc's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Stevies fc manager STEVEN OKAN does. But Christmas Tree is not the best shape for them.
"Three points? Fantastic," crowed manager Stuart Plews. "Who wants to hear a joke? Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other how do you drive this thing?"
Losing 28 - 3 has to be a low point for Stevies fc. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

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