Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 11
mikey1958				Westhampton Comrades
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Kent Cook 28, 43 Hugh Mungous 58 Artie Choke 74		Rick Kleiner 9, 32, 40, 64, 88 Justin Credible 16 Mike Rohsopht 24 Ed Jewcation 47 (pen) Russell Ingleaves 55 Abe Rudder 72 Vlad Tire 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
52	Possession	48
15	Shots	11
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Banks		73
2	B.Dwyer	(62)	57
3	V.Lay		47
4	S.Dup		65
5	A.Sapple		66
6	S.Night		69
7	P.Pantz		68
8	H.Mungous		58
9	A.Gator		59
10	A.Choke		89
11	K.Cook		45
12	A.Meway		0
13	D.Lesgettham		0
14	B.Ding		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	E.Jewcation		87
2	A.Rudder		80
3	M.Rohsopht		88
4	V.Crow		73
5	C.Needzit		73
6	L.Sirr		78
7	J.Credible		80
8	V.Tire	(66)	87
9	R.Ingleaves		84
10	A.Rudder		50
11	R.Kleiner		83
12	T.Burr		0
13	L.DeHand		0
14	M.Well		0
15	L.Sirr		0
16	R.Meeblind		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Rick Kleiner	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
16 mins	Justin Credible	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
24 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
28 mins	Kent Cook	with a header from the penalty area
32 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a brave flying header
40 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a spectacular bicycle kick
43 mins	Kent Cook	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
47 mins	Ed Jewcation	after ref awarded a penalty
55 mins	Russell Ingleaves	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
58 mins	Hugh Mungous	with a great volley from 10 yards out
62 mins	Barb Dwyer	Time wasting
64 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
66 mins	Vlad Tire	Repeated fouling
72 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
74 mins	Artie Choke	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
80 mins	Vlad Tire	with a belter from the halfway line
88 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

mikey1958 must be considering dropping the words football club' from their name as during this 11 - 4 hiding at the hands of the deadly mikey1958 they played absolutely no football at all.
The team's performance is credit to the Westhampton Comrades manager Emo Prix and his decision to send his team Pub crawl.
mikey1958 manager Steve Briden was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Aaron Thetires failed to show for this defeat due to temporary amnesia
mikey1958's goalie Robin Banks couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Westhampton Comrades proved defence can be the best form of attack, were patient and used their chances well against mikey1958's gung ho play.
Most of Westhampton Comrades clearly thought 5 4 1 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said mikey1958 boss Steve Briden. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time."
After this disgraceful performance the mikey1958 supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

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