Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
Westhampton Comrades				CSI-Sandwich
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Lauran Holly*** 6, 76 Cote de Pabo 12, 29, 44, 51, 85 (pen) Louise Lombard 20 Lauren Le Smith 36 Elizabeth Harnois 60 Kim Delany 67

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	13
8	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		77
2	L.DeHand		70
3	M.Rohsopht		75
4	V.Crow		67
5	C.Needzit	(90)	64
6	L.Sirr		65
7	J.Credible		76
8	R.Ingleaves		76
9	R.Kleiner		73
10	L.Sirr		78
11	L.Stooth		72
12	V.Tire		0
13	A.Rudder		0
14	M.Well		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	R.Meeblind		0

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		88
3	E.Proctor***	(1)	89
4	L.Le Smith		87
5	E.Harnois		88
6	J.Fox	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap	(90)	88
8	K.Delany		89
9	L.Holly***		88
10	L.Lombard		89
11	C.de Pabo		93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	88
13	S.Milos	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	88
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Sandwich	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a strike from the left wing
12 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
20 mins	Louise Lombard	from a goal kick
29 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
36 mins	Lauren Le Smith	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
44 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a belter from his own half
51 mins	Cote de Pabo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
60 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with the bumcheek of God
67 mins	Kim Delany	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Lauran Holly***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
85 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Casey Needzit	High kicking
90 mins	Anna Belknap	Obstruction

Match Report

Like a knife, fork, plate and slice of turkey, CSI-Sandwich are top of the table tonight!
Like an untended garden, the untrained Westhampton Comrades have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
Rule number 462, sub-section b: you pass the ball to you own players, you muppet.
Westhampton Comrades's goalie Ed Jewcation couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
After today Emo Prix cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Most of Westhampton Comrades clearly thought 5 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
CSI-Sandwich are looking at a record-setting season if they keep up this kind of winning form.
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 11 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like CSI-Sandwich is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

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