Match Report

	(10) 19	-	(0) 0
CSI-Sandwich				SS BALISTIC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Liz Vassey 3, 20, 24, 42 Cote de Pabo 7, 16, 29, 34 (pen), 38, 55, 60 (pen), 65, 69, 79, 88 (pen) Marisa Hartigay 11 Melina Kanakredes 51 Lauran Holly*** 73 Sofia Milos 83

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 6 1
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	4
4	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		89
3	E.Proctor***	(1)	88
4	L.Le Smith		90
5	S.Ward		88
6	J.Fox	(1)	45
7	A.Belknap		89
8	K.Delany		89
9	L.Holly***		89
10	M.Hartigay		89
11	C.de Pabo		93
12	S.Alexander	(1)	89
13	S.Milos	(1) (84)	89
14	L.Vassey	(1)	80
15	L.Lombard		0
16	E.Shue***		0

1	A.Rudder		76
2	A.Rudder	(84)	66
3	B.Frapples	(61)	44
4	B.Board		69
5	E.Jewcation		75
6	N.Ovtime		59
7	W.Bago		48
8	E.Dover		44
9	B.Early		47
10	H.First		67
11	N.Ovtime		61
12	W.Leggrowbach		0
13	S.Freak		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	K.Dewitt		0
16	B.Nessround	(84)	52


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Sandwich	changed from Defensive to Attacking
3 mins	Liz Vassey	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
7 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
11 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
16 mins	Cote de Pabo	with the bumcheek of God
20 mins	Liz Vassey	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins	Liz Vassey	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
29 mins	Cote de Pabo	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
34 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Liz Vassey	with a dink right on the goal line
51 mins	Melina Kanakredes	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
55 mins	Cote de Pabo	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
60 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Bob Frapples	Scrapping
61 mins	Liz Vassey	A mild concussion
65 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a belter from his own half
69 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
73 mins	Lauran Holly***	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
79 mins	Cote de Pabo	with a great solo effort
83 mins	Sofia Milos	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
84 mins	Sofia Milos	Repeated diving
84 mins	Abe Rudder	A broken cheek bone
88 mins	Cote de Pabo	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

There's only one word for what happened to SS BALISTIC here. They were mauled, well and truly. How else can you describe being beaten 19 - 0? That's not losing, losing would suggest they competed in some way.
With little sign of organisation from manager tate harry, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
CSI-Sandwich took the ball from under the noses of SS BALISTIC at every opportunity.
SS BALISTIC could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Don't ask SS BALISTIC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 6 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for tate harry most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted SS BALISTIC boss tate harry. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch