Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(2) 5
Westhampton Comrades				White Horse Wanderers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Lou Stooth 57 Lance Lyde 83		Al Kaholic 9, 20, 83 Stu Pitt 58, 70

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	Diamond
44	Possession	56
12	Shots	15
7	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Jewcation		62
2	L.DeHand		69
3	M.Rohsopht		72
4	L.Sirr		65
5	A.Rudder		71
6	C.Needzit		69
7	T.Burr		73
8	R.Ingleaves		78
9	L.Lyde		73
10	L.Stooth		74
11	V.Tire	(62)	50
12	A.Rudder		0
13	V.Crow		0
14	M.Well		0
15	B.Dwyer		0
16	R.Meeblind		0

1	C.Terbocks		71
2	B.Free		46
3	R.Banks		76
4	V.Tire		81
5	B.Crobbery	(53)	45
6	C.Terbocks		78
7	L.Lyde		87
8	A.Thetires		83
9	W.Dipoo		69
10	A.Kaholic		84
11	S.Pitt		46
12	V.Crow		0
13	D.Druff		0
14	B.Dover		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	R.Banks		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Al Kaholic	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
20 mins	Al Kaholic	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
29 mins	Ed Jewcation	blasted a penalty into row z
45 mins	Chad Terbocks	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Ben Crobbery	Flying a kite
57 mins	Lou Stooth	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Stu Pitt	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
62 mins	Vlad Tire	Foul and abusive language
70 mins	Stu Pitt	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Lance Lyde	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
83 mins	Al Kaholic	from a throw in

Match Report

White Horse Wanderers eased past Westhampton Comrades for this 5 - 2 win.
Like an untended garden, the untrained Westhampton Comrades have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
A hat trick for Al Kaholic topped off a sterling afternoon's work for White Horse Wanderers player.
More energy saving than Greenpeace. White Horse Wanderers let Westhampton Comrades have the run of the ball for long spells and then caught them by surprise on the counter attack.
Most of White Horse Wanderers clearly thought Diamond was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Westhampton Comrades boss Emo Prix who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
On the plus side, Westhampton Comrades do excel at something. Moaning. They could complain for their country and that is as close to national pride as these so-called footballers are going to get.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch