The Division Fri, 4 Jul 2025

	(1) 3	-	(0) 1
Westhampton Comrades				mikey1958
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Russell Ingleaves 36, 79 Lance Lyde 58		Artie Choke 48

Match Statistics
4 1 4 1		Formation		5 2 3
54		Possession		46
9		Shots		11
7		Fouls		13
0		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		3
Continental		Style		Passing
Defensive		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 E.Jewcation 75 2 A.Rudder 82 3 M.Rohsopht 84 4 C.Needzit 73 5 L.Sirr 81 6 T.Burr 88 7 J.Credible 79 8 V.Tire 77 9 R.Ingleaves 83 10 A.Rudder (62) 44 11 L.Lyde 73 12 R.Kleiner 0 13 L.DeHand 0 14 M.Well 0 15 L.Stooth (62) 59 16 E.Dover 0		1 R.Banks 74 2 A.Luminum 67 3 B.Dwyer 65 4 V.Lay 47 5 S.Dup 66 6 D.Lesgettham 43 7 A.Thetires 48 8 H.Fire 73 9 A.Choke (90) 67 10 A.Meway 72 11 A.Gator 80 12 A.Sapple 0 13 D.Pipes 0 14 B.Ding 0 15 P.Pantz (90) 56 16 B.Ding 0

Time		Person	Description
16 mins		Ed Jewcation	scuffed a penalty
36 mins		Russell Ingleaves	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
48 mins		Artie Choke	with the bumcheek of God
58 mins		Lance Lyde	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
62 mins		Abe Rudder	A mild concussion
79 mins		Russell Ingleaves	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins		Artie Choke	A broken thumb

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Match Report

The bitter disappointment at finding themselves once again the losing side is really beginning to show. Many more defeats like this could spell the end for them in this division. Today Westhampton Comrades's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day. With 2 goals to his name, Russell Ingleaves performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match. Westhampton Comrades's defensive strategy was too much for the counter attacking play of mikey1958. Both teams were on their best behaviour and the result was not a single player found their name in the ref's notebook. There was a bloody good punch-up in the car park afterwards though. Westhampton Comrades look about as convinving playing in the 4 1 4 1 formation as they would if boss Emo Prix sent them out in dresses. "We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Emo Prix to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win." Some scores are bigger than others, the thing is, the result always remains the same. Westhampton Comrades's victory might be slim, but it's the three points that count.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Lewis Lummox	Windy	Hard Pitch