Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(7) 15
Park My Seagull				Witton Warriors
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Lewis Collins 17, 42, 69		Al Luminum 7, 13, 24, 30, 36, 43 (pen), 46, 52 (pen), 58, 70, 81 (pen), 87 Bjorn Free 19 Ed Ible 64, 76

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
52	Possession	48
9	Shots	15
4	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Halstead	(1)	45
2	H.deMann	(1)	68
3	D.Moxey	(59)	48
4	J.Stobbs		48
5	K.Evans		0
6	A.Hall		48
7	K.Dawson		48
8	T.Lapslie		0
9	L.Collins		48
10	A.Jarvis		48
11	F.Nouble		0
12	R.Lovett	(1)	48
13	S.Donnellan	(1)	48
14	B.McGavin		0
15	R.Hanson		0
16	T.Fadahunsi		0

1	F.Bisceps		86
2	M.Skeeto	(61)	44
3	J.Credible		56
4	M.DeLawn		82
5	B.Board		71
6	B.Free		80
7	K.Dewitt		48
8	B.Free		62
9	J.King		45
10	E.Ible		86
11	A.Luminum		94
12	S.Pitt		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	O.Whackew		0
15	S.Down		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
7 mins	Al Luminum	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
7 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Attacking to Defensive
13 mins	Al Luminum	from a throw in
17 mins	Lewis Collins	from a throw in
19 mins	Bjorn Free	from a throw in
24 mins	Al Luminum	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Al Luminum	with a dink right on the goal line
36 mins	Al Luminum	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
42 mins	Lewis Collins	from a free kick
43 mins	Al Luminum	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
46 mins	Al Luminum	with the hand of God
52 mins	Al Luminum	after ref awarded a penalty
58 mins	Al Luminum	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
59 mins	Dean Moxey	Shirt pulling
60 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
61 mins	Moe Skeeto	Time wasting
64 mins	Ed Ible	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Lewis Collins	from a corner
70 mins	Al Luminum	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	Ed Ible	from the dressing room
81 mins	Al Luminum	after ref awarded a penalty
87 mins	Al Luminum	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Witton Warriors not only took the game to Park My Seagull , it appears they brought several buckets of whitewash with them too. Whitewash? How's 15 - 3?
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Park My Seagull boss One Paul could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Brett McGavin's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. Park My Seagull 's Rhys Lovett is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Park My Seagull 's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Witton Warriors's Walter Hsu is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 1 3 1 2 formation.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Al Luminum of his boss Walter Hsu.
With Witton Warriors scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

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