Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Tipton Warriors				Bozrapara
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Hugo First 8 (pen), 70 (pen) Kent Cook 15 Dan Geruss 23 Lou Briccant 31, 46, 78 Adam Bomb 62

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 2 3
39	Possession	61
9	Shots	16
18	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Lyde		77
2	U.Daway		0
3	O.Whackew		48
4	S.Night		65
5	M.Labor		48
6	A.Tricity		47
7	W.Melon		46
8	S.Freak	(83)	46
9	P.Pantz		48
10	E.Dover		0
11	L.Sirr		69
12	J.Credible		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	D.Lesgettham		0

1	H.First	87
2	W.Leggrowbach	72
3	A.Tricity	88
4	S.Night	85
5	L.Sirr	88
6	E.Whatarmy	87
7	A.Bomb	88
8	A.Choke	87
9	L.Briccant	90
10	D.Geruss	88
11	K.Cook	81
12	L.DeHand	0
13	S.Pitt	0
14	L.Sirr	0
15	C.Lear	0
16	B.Early	0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Hugo First	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Kent Cook	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins	Dan Geruss	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Lou Briccant	with a strike from the left wing
38 mins	Hugo First	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Lou Briccant	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Hugo First	scuffed a penalty
62 mins	Adam Bomb	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
70 mins	Hugo First	after ref awarded a penalty
78 mins	Lou Briccant	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins	Sheeza Freak	No apparent reason

Match Report

Not so much a game of football, more shooting fish in a barrel. It was far too easy for Bozrapara whose ball to goal ratio left them looking at a glorious 8 - 0 hammering of Tipton Warriors.
Big Al must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Tipton Warriors off training will help.
Not even Al Nino's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he a Sky TV installation.
Butterfingers? After watching Tipton Warriors's goalie Lance Lyde you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Tipton Warriors's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
There are less suitable formations for Bozrapara's squad than 5 2 3, but Spencer Loney would be advised to ignore those too.
"If we don't get our ship back on the rails, we're going to find ourselves in deep water," admitted manager Big Al following this defeat.
The only way Tipton Warriors could have hoped to stop this rampant Bozrapara side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Rainy

Muddy Pitch