Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(6) 11
Falkirk fc				Priory Lions FC
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Willie Maykit 23 Andy Gravity 44 Bob Frapples 66 Robin Banks 88 (og)		Bo Nessround 8 Kent Cook 15, 22, 28, 39, 57, 63, 77 Ewan Whatarmy 33, 70 Willie Maykit 51 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	Diamond
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	17
10	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire	69
2	A.Thetires	71
3	H.Mungous	74
4	B.Dover	59
5	T.Burr	59
6	E.Ible	46
7	B.Frapples	88
8	V.Tire	72
9	W.Maykit	44
10	A.Kaholic	42
11	A.Gravity	63
12	S.Manilla	0
13	V.Lay	0
14	B.Crobbery	0
15	B.Nessround	0
16	A.Hugnkiss	0

1	W.Maykit		81
2	S.Urai	(66)	69
3	T.Burr		72
4	W.Piece		75
5	R.Banks		68
6	B.Nessround	(57)	51
7	N.Ovtime		88
8	R.Cranium		87
9	J.Case		71
10	K.Cook		92
11	E.Whatarmy		88
12	H.First		0
13	A.Kaseltzer	(57)	62
14	H.Seek		0
15	A.Gator		0
16	U.Daway		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Bo Nessround	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
15 mins	Kent Cook	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
22 mins	Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Willie Maykit	from a free kick
28 mins	Kent Cook	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
33 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
39 mins	Kent Cook	with the bumcheek of God
44 mins	Andy Gravity	with a strike from the left wing
45 mins	Willie Maykit	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Willie Maykit	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Bo Nessround	A bruised shoulder
57 mins	Kent Cook	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
63 mins	Kent Cook	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
66 mins	Sam Urai	Scrapping
66 mins	Bob Frapples	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
77 mins	Kent Cook	with a powerful header into the top corner
83 mins	Willie Maykit	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Robin Banks	with an own goal
90 mins	Willie Maykit	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Falkirk fc will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 11 - 4 thumping at the hands of Priory Lions FC. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
If this is how master tactician Matthew Moyse plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Falkirk fc had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Falkirk fc's keeper, Vlad Tire, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
This was mission impossible for Falkirk fc, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Priory Lions FC's Matthew Moyse is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a Diamond formation.
"Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager barry easton following his side's poor showing.
Priory Lions FC should be ashamed of themselves. Beating Falkirk fc 11 - 4 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

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