Match Report

	(4) 6	-	(4) 8
Wales				Park My Seagull
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Tim Burr 9, 32 Stan Dup 20 Pete Zaria 43 Warren Piece 55 Kenny Dewitt 79		Aaron Jarvis 10, 31 Frank Nouble 19 (pen), 82 Lewis Collins 42 (pen), 53, 62 Kevin Dawson 71

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	2 5 3
61	Possession	39
14	Shots	8
6	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Fire	61
2	K.Dewitt	82
3	M.Skeeto	63
4	W.Piece	73
5	B.Ender	65
6	W.Piece	81
7	P.Zaria	86
8	A.Structible	64
9	S.Dup	88
10	N.Ovtime	59
11	T.Burr	80
12	D.Pipes	0
13	B.Board	0
14	S.Down	0
15	B.Board	0
16	J.Atrics	0

1	M.Halstead	(1)	45
2	H.deMann	(1)	77
3	D.Moxey	(1)	48
4	J.Stobbs		48
5	K.Evans		48
6	A.Hall		48
7	K.Dawson		48
8	T.Lapslie		47
9	L.Collins		48
10	A.Jarvis		48
11	F.Nouble		48
12	R.Lovett	(1)	48
13	S.Donnellan	(1)	48
14	B.McGavin	(1) (90)	45
15	R.Hanson		0
16	T.Fadahunsi		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
9 mins	Tim Burr	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
9 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Attacking to Defensive
10 mins	Aaron Jarvis	with the bumcheek of God
19 mins	Frank Nouble	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Stan Dup	with a powerful header into the top corner
31 mins	Aaron Jarvis	with a great volley from 10 yards out
32 mins	Tim Burr	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
42 mins	Lewis Collins	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Pete Zaria	with a flick on
45 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
53 mins	Lewis Collins	with a belter from the halfway line
55 mins	Warren Piece	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
60 mins	Park My Seagull	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
62 mins	Lewis Collins	with a belter from the halfway line
69 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Kevin Dawson	with a great volley from 10 yards out
79 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a flick on
82 mins	Frank Nouble	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Brett McGavin	Obstruction

Match Report

Following this defeat, they're beginning to look very much like a lost cause as far as this league goes. The drop surely beckons unless they can start to pick up points. And quickly.
Wales are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Park My Seagull didn't miss Ryan Hanson whose no-show was due to hiccups.
Frank Nouble added to his haul scoring with a belter from the halfway line to end the match with 2 to his name.
It was a good night for fans of the Counter Attack game, especially those who'd come down to shout for Park My Seagull .
There are less suitable formations for Park My Seagull 's squad than 2 5 3, but One Paul would be advised to ignore those too.
In a posting on the Park My Seagull messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of Park My Seagull boss One Paul - one fan's message headed "One Paul is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
With a snug result like this, when will other teams learn that Park My Seagull are as slippery as they come. Give them half a chance and they'll pinch results left, right and centre.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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