Match Report

	(1) 4	-	(2) 4
Deportivo Arrabal				Witton Warriors
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Wayne Deer 36 Alec Tricity 60, 71 Val Crow 82		Ed Ible 22, 44 Sid Down 65, 87

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	9
5	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Buratto		66
2	R.Banks		76
3	S.Manilla		71
4	J.King		74
5	C.Lear		73
6	V.Crow	(73)	75
7	B.Arrow		77
8	A.Birthday		72
9	V.Veeta		65
10	W.Deer		79
11	A.Tricity		90
12	K.Cook		0
13	B.Board		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	S.Freak		0
16	D.Geruss		0

1	F.Bisceps		75
2	S.Pitt	(57)	48
3	P.Pantz		63
4	J.Credible		49
5	L.DeHand		67
6	O.Whackew		46
7	B.Free		71
8	B.Board		82
9	E.Ible		82
10	A.Luminum		73
11	S.Down		67
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	A.Kaseltzer		0
14	M.Skeeto		0
15	R.Sance		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Des Buratto	scuffed a penalty
22 mins	Ed Ible	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Des Buratto	blasted a penalty into row z
36 mins	Wayne Deer	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Ed Ible	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Stu Pitt	Unsporting behaviour
60 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great solo effort
65 mins	Sid Down	with the hand of God
71 mins	Alec Tricity	with a header from the penalty area
73 mins	Val Crow	Indecent exposure
82 mins	Val Crow	with a lovely move from the right wing
87 mins	Sid Down	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

Even if they do it one point at a time, Witton Warriors are beginning to show signs of edging closer to safety. Relegation is by no means a certainty for this side.
Walter Hsu should throw the players some raw meat during training. Something to give them the killer instinct they so clearly lack.
Moe DeLawn failed to show for Witton Warriors because his house burnt down during the night. He tried on three or four occasions to rescue his football boots, but was driven back by the flames.
Sid Down was the Witton Warriors's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Witton Warriors go out in 5 2 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"We didn't lose but no thanks to our manager," one Deportivo Arrabal player grumbled. "This is the first good point he's made all season."
On the strength of this outing, both sides really need to find a ruthless winning streak in their arsenal before their next outing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch