Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(4) 11
Deportivo Arrabal				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Alec Tricity 19 Des Buratto 38 (pen) Alec Tricity 56 (og) Chanda Lear 76		Shirley Knot 13, 34, 47, 72, 79 Winnie Bago 20, 54 Alec Tricity 28 Wilma Leggrowbach 60 Kent Cook 66 Chris Mass 86

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
41	Possession	59
11	Shots	15
2	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Buratto		80
2	B.Board		69
3	R.Banks		61
4	D.Geruss		66
5	C.Lear		85
6	B.Arrow	(59)	55
7	W.Deer		75
8	A.Tricity		71
9	V.Crow		63
10	A.Birthday		64
11	S.Manilla		0
12	R.Kleiner		0
13	S.Freak		0
14	V.Tire		0
15	J.King	(59)	59
16	F.Bisceps		0

1	V.Crow	70
2	M.Absent	46
3	W.Leggrowbach	89
4	A.Tricity	78
5	L.Tarred	74
6	B.Dwyer	70
7	K.Cook	43
8	C.Mass	88
9	W.Bago	78
10	C.Needzit	46
11	S.Knot	83
12	W.Deer	0
13	J.Case	0
14	C.Terbocks	0
15	A.Choke	0
16	X.Money	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Val Crow	blasted a penalty into row z
13 mins	Shirley Knot	from a throw in
19 mins	Alec Tricity	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
20 mins	Winnie Bago	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
28 mins	Alec Tricity	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
34 mins	Shirley Knot	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
38 mins	Des Buratto	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Val Crow	blasted a penalty into row z
47 mins	Shirley Knot	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
54 mins	Winnie Bago	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
56 mins	Alec Tricity	with an own goal
59 mins	Bowen Arrow	A broken thumb
60 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a throw in
66 mins	Kent Cook	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
72 mins	Shirley Knot	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
76 mins	Chanda Lear	with a thunderous shot from distance
79 mins	Shirley Knot	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
86 mins	Chris Mass	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

Deportivo Arrabal's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 11 - 4 tonking.
Daniel Millin has We Play Like Girls running like a well oiled machine.
Sam Manilla missed the Deportivo Arrabal game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains.
Butterfingers? After watching Deportivo Arrabal's goalie Des Buratto you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
Deportivo Arrabal's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
With not a single yellow card brandished by the ref, this game was so clean there was no need for the teams to wash their strips this week.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 1 3 1 1 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"The boss always tells us a game is not lost until it's won," remarked striker Shirley Knot. "I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I don't think we lost. did we? Did we win?"
With a mere 11 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for We Play Like Girls.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Snowy

Frozen Pitch