Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(0) 1
Tipton Warriors				Witton Warriors
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Manuel Labor 5, 65, 77 Alec Tricity 12, 35 Peter Pantz 19 Walter Melon 26 Lou Sirr 41, 47, 71, 83, 89 Eileen Dover 53		Bjorn Free 47

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
70	Possession	30
17	Shots	8
10	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Lyde		88
2	U.Daway		48
3	O.Whackew		48
4	S.Night		88
5	M.Labor	(34)	48
6	A.Tricity	(71)	47
7	W.Melon		46
8	S.Freak		46
9	P.Pantz		48
10	E.Dover		46
11	L.Sirr		92
12	J.Credible		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	D.Lesgettham		0

1	F.Bisceps		72
2	S.Pitt		48
3	P.Pantz		61
4	L.DeHand		65
5	J.Credible		48
6	B.Free	(59)	71
7	B.Free		78
8	K.Dewitt	(34)	48
9	B.Board		79
10	J.King		45
11	A.Luminum		69
12	E.Ible		0
13	M.Skeeto		0
14	O.Whackew		0
15	T.Burr		0
16	L.DeHand	(34)	52


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Manuel Labor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
12 mins	Alec Tricity	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
19 mins	Peter Pantz	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
26 mins	Walter Melon	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
34 mins	Manuel Labor	Spitting
34 mins	Kenny Dewitt	A mild concussion
35 mins	Alec Tricity	with a flick on
41 mins	Lou Sirr	with a belter from the halfway line
47 mins	Lou Sirr	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Bjorn Free	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
53 mins	Eileen Dover	from the dressing room
59 mins	Bjorn Free	High kicking
65 mins	Manuel Labor	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
71 mins	Alec Tricity	Time wasting
71 mins	Lou Sirr	with the hand of God
77 mins	Manuel Labor	with the hand of God
83 mins	Lou Sirr	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
89 mins	Lou Sirr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

Witton Warriors are the strongest team in the division. Their 16th place in the table means they are propping everyone else up.
The team's performance is credit to the Tipton Warriors manager Big Al and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
No one on the Witton Warriors team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
Lou Sirr was on sparkling form for Tipton Warriors scoring 5 of their goals in this 13 - 1 result.
Tipton Warriors's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
A double-footed lunge ensured Witton Warriors's Kenny Dewitt will be out for 2 weeks with a mild concussion.
The Tipton Warriors players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Tipton Warriors side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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