Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(5) 9
Priory Lions FC				Tipton Warriors
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Eileen Dover 6 Peter Pantz 14 Ulee Daway 21 Darius Lesgettham 29 Sheeza Freak 37 Lou Sirr 47, 57, 67, 85

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	11
8	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Maykit		74
2	S.Urai		65
3	M.Skeeto		68
4	W.Piece	(36)	58
5	U.Daway	(71) (62)	55
6	J.Case		79
7	B.Nessround		75
8	N.Ovtime		79
9	J.Frayed		70
10	W.Deer		53
11	K.Cook		75
12	E.Whatarmy		0
13	T.Burr	(36)	66
14	H.Seek		0
15	L.Briccant		0
16	A.Kaseltzer	(71)	66

1	L.Lyde		89
2	U.Daway	(36)	48
3	O.Whackew	(71)	48
4	S.Night		87
5	M.Labor		48
6	D.Lesgettham		48
7	W.Melon		46
8	S.Freak		46
9	P.Pantz		48
10	E.Dover		46
11	L.Sirr		93
12	J.Credible		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	A.Rudder		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Eileen Dover	with a great chip from the left wing
14 mins	Peter Pantz	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
21 mins	Ulee Daway	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lovely move from the right wing
36 mins	Ulee Daway	Repeated fouling
36 mins	Warren Piece	A mild concussion
37 mins	Sheeza Freak	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Lou Sirr	with a belter from his own half
57 mins	Lou Sirr	from a goal kick
62 mins	Ulee Daway	Head butting
67 mins	Lou Sirr	with a lovely move from the right wing
71 mins	Otto Whackew	Annoying the referee
71 mins	Ulee Daway	A broken arm
76 mins	Lou Sirr	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Lou Sirr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

Tipton Warriors couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 9 - 0 rout of Priory Lions FC.
Does Priory Lions FC manager Matthew Moyse know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by Priory Lions FC's clueless display we'd guess not.
Total football? Tipton Warriors might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
It was such a bad match for Priory Lions FC goalie Willie Maykit that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
Priory Lions FC's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
There are less suitable formations for Priory Lions FC's squad than 4 5 1, but Matthew Moyse would be advised to ignore those too.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed Priory Lions FC manager Matthew Moyse after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
After his shocking performance, Priory Lions FC's goalie Willie Maykit admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch