Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(2) 4
Outwood Rangers				Bartsalona
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Adam Kearney 5, 14, 40, 73, 79 Barb Dwyer 22, 48 Russell Ingleaves 31 (og) Fletcher Bisceps 57 (pen) Lou Briccant 66 Manuel Labor 86		Len DeHand 21, 78 Justin Case 40 Jimmy Turner 59 (og)

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
56	Possession	44
14	Shots	12
8	Fouls	20
0	Yellow Cards	4
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	F.Bisceps		47
2	M.Brook		46
3	C.Arm		45
4	J.Ward	(63)	46
5	P.Wharrier		46
6	L.Briccant		46
7	M.Labor		47
8	J.Turner		43
9	B.Tagg		43
10	B.Dwyer		42
11	A.Kearney		48
12	G.Cawood		0
13	B.Board	(63)	44
14	S.Thompson		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	L.Stooth		48
2	R.Ingleaves		48
3	B.Crobbery	(21)	45
4	H.Mungous		47
5	H.First	(81)	34
6	M.Payne		34
7	K.Dewitt		44
8	D.Weir	(44)	27
9	L.DeHand		47
10	B.Marquis	(63)	39
11	J.Case	(65)	43
12	W.Piece		0
13	S.Knot		0
14	L.Bahia	(65)	34
15	M.Rees		0
16	A.Sutlow		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Adam Kearney	with a great solo effort
14 mins	Adam Kearney	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Ben Crobbery	Time wasting
21 mins	Len DeHand	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Barb Dwyer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
31 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
40 mins	Adam Kearney	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Justin Case	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
44 mins	Danny Weir	Scrapping
48 mins	Barb Dwyer	from the dressing room
57 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
59 mins	Jimmy Turner	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
63 mins	Bart Marquis	Time wasting
63 mins	Jack Ward	A sprained wrist
65 mins	Justin Case	A mild concussion
66 mins	Lou Briccant	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
73 mins	Adam Kearney	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
78 mins	Len DeHand	with a lovely move from the right wing
79 mins	Adam Kearney	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
81 mins	Hugo First	Scrapping
86 mins	Manuel Labor	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

Bartsalona were laughed off the pitch by Outwood Rangers's players and supporters after a shameful display saw them lose a whopping 11 - 4.
Bartsalona are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Bartsalona's keeper, Lou Stooth, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Bartsalona's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, Outwood Rangers's Fletcher Bisceps stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Liam Kearney following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why Bartsalona took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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