The Division Tue, 3 Jun 2025

	(4) 8	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				Little Creek United
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 7798 7 Player Name 7796 21, 69 Player Name 7797 35, 41, 89 Player Name 7786 62, 76		Val Veeta 4, 11, 15, 19, 22, 40, 44, 48, 59, 67, 78, 82, 85, 89 Dan Druff 8 Ed Ible 37 Buster Cherry 51 Rick Kleiner 74

Match Statistics
4 4 2		Formation		4 5 1
43		Possession		57
11		Shots		18
3		Fouls		17
1		Yellow Cards		3
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 7782 26 2 P.Name 7783 32 3 P.Name 7786 26 4 P.Name 7787 33 5 P.Name 7791 (61) 27 6 P.Name 7793 29 7 P.Name 7796 27 8 P.Name 7797 42 9 P.Name 7798 (75) 25 10 P.Name 7790 0 11 P.Name 7794 0 12 P.Name 7792 (75) 40 13 P.Name 7784 0 14 P.Name 7781 0 15 P.Name 7795 0 16 P.Name 7789 0		1 S.Knot 30 2 B.Ding 29 3 A.Nino 29 4 L.Nover 30 5 C.Needzit (48) 34 6 B.Cherry 30 7 R.Kleiner 26 8 F.Furter 27 9 D.Druff 29 10 E.Ible (24) 32 11 V.Veeta (75) 24 12 A.Meway 0 13 W.Maykit 0 14 L.Sirr 0 15 M.Labor 0 16 D.Buratto 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Val Veeta	from the dressing room
7 mins		Player Name 7798	with a spectacular bicycle kick
8 mins		Dan Druff	with a powerful header into the top corner
11 mins		Val Veeta	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins		Val Veeta	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins		Val Veeta	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
21 mins		Player Name 7796	with a header from the penalty area
22 mins		Val Veeta	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
24 mins		Ed Ible	Faking injury
26 mins		Shirley Knot	scuffed a penalty
30 mins		Shirley Knot	scuffed a penalty
35 mins		Player Name 7797	with a thunderous shot from distance
37 mins		Ed Ible	from a free kick
40 mins		Val Veeta	from a free kick
41 mins		Player Name 7797	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
44 mins		Val Veeta	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
48 mins		Casey Needzit	Shirt pulling
48 mins		Player Name 7782	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins		Val Veeta	from a throw in
51 mins		Buster Cherry	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins		Shirley Knot	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins		Val Veeta	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
61 mins		Player Name 7791	Shirt pulling
62 mins		Player Name 7786	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
63 mins		Shirley Knot	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins		Val Veeta	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
69 mins		Player Name 7796	from a free kick
74 mins		Rick Kleiner	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins		Val Veeta	No apparent reason
75 mins		Player Name 7798	A mild concussion
76 mins		Player Name 7786	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins		Val Veeta	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
82 mins		Val Veeta	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins		Player Name 7782	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins		Val Veeta	with a flick on
89 mins		Player Name 7797	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
89 mins		Val Veeta	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

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Match Report

Little Creek United absolutely wiped the floor with We Play Like Girls in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 18 goals, Little Creek United should pick on someone their own size next time. When Little Creek United's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence. Lou Sirr missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash. We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone. This result reads more like a tennis score than football. We Play Like Girls's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits. The reckless actions of Bill Ding handed We Play Like Girls the game on a plate. Player Name 7782 didn't understand how a whole game of football could fit on such a small plate. He missed the penalty too. "I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure We Play Like Girls boss matty patrick. "But we didn't." Little Creek United are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Hot	Hard Pitch