Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(12) 25
We Play Like Girls				West Hull Lions
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 42596 46 Player Name 42598 69		debbie morton 3, 6, 9, 12, 18, 22, 31, 34, 46, 49, 59, 64, 70, 73, 76, 80 sum shit player 15, 52 (pen), 83, 86, 89 Walter Melon 25 Jerry Atrics 28 Bo Nessround 43 Player Name 42590 67 (og)

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	25
18	Fouls	11
3	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 42582		26
2	P.Name 42583		0
3	P.Name 42586		30
4	P.Name 42587	(57)	34
5	P.Name 42591		0
6	P.Name 42593		26
7	P.Name 42596		32
8	P.Name 42597		0
9	P.Name 42598		25
10	P.Name 42590	(39,77)	30
11	P.Name 42594	(22)	32
12	P.Name 42592		0
13	P.Name 42584		0
14	P.Name 42581		0
15	P.Name 42595		0
16	P.Name 42589		0

1	N.Morton		46
2	F.Bisceps	(57)	48
3	J.Atrics		34
4	M.Skeeto	(69)	33
5	A.Hugnkiss		32
6	s.shit player		42
7	J.Nasium		32
8	W.Melon		29
9	J.King		26
10	B.Nessround	(37)	32
11	d.morton		48
12	J.Atrics		0
13	T.Vision		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	A.Carter		0
16	J.Frayed		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	debbie morton	with a dink right on the goal line
6 mins	debbie morton	with a dink right on the goal line
9 mins	debbie morton	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	debbie morton	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
15 mins	sum shit player	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
18 mins	debbie morton	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Player Name 42594	Indecent exposure
22 mins	debbie morton	from the dressing room
24 mins	Player Name 42596	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins	Walter Melon	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	debbie morton	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
34 mins	debbie morton	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
37 mins	Bo Nessround	Time wasting
39 mins	Player Name 42590	Spitting
43 mins	Bo Nessround	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Player Name 42596	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
46 mins	debbie morton	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
49 mins	debbie morton	from a throw in
52 mins	sum shit player	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Player Name 42587	Head butting
57 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Head butting
59 mins	debbie morton	with a flick on
64 mins	debbie morton	with a dink right on the goal line
67 mins	Player Name 42590	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
69 mins	Moe Skeeto	Shirt pulling
69 mins	Player Name 42598	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
70 mins	debbie morton	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
73 mins	debbie morton	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins	debbie morton	with a lovely move from the right wing
77 mins	Player Name 42590	Flying a kite
80 mins	debbie morton	with a lovely move from the right wing
83 mins	sum shit player	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	sum shit player	with a header from the penalty area
89 mins	sum shit player	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 25 - 2 thumping by a West Hull Lions side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
If this is how master tactician Nicholas Morton plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
If We Play Like Girls were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. West Hull Lions had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Butterfingers? After watching We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 42582 you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
We Play Like Girls's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Player Name 42587 and Fletcher Bisceps were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 4 1 3 1 1 formation as they would if boss Unknown Unknown sent them out in dresses.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed West Hull Lions striker debbie morton.
We Play Like Girls are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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