Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(15) 27
The pain game				Bartsalona
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 6714 11, 31, 49, 66, 75 Player Name 6717 23, 39 Player Name 6718 58		Player Name 6716 2 (og) Tate Urchips 8, 11, 13, 22, 41, 83 (pen), 89 (pen) Mark Bradley 16, 19, 25, 30, 35, 47, 53, 56, 68, 77 Ben Crobbery 27, 71 Warren Piece 32 Danny Weir 39 Len DeHand 44, 50, 65 Pete Zaria 79 Adam Sutlow 86

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	27
7	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 6702		26
2	P.Name 6703	(52)	34
3	P.Name 6706		0
4	P.Name 6707	(76)	30
5	P.Name 6711		28
6	P.Name 6713		28
7	P.Name 6716	(64)	29
8	P.Name 6717		42
9	P.Name 6718		29
10	P.Name 6710		0
11	P.Name 6714		28
12	P.Name 6712		0
13	P.Name 6704		0
14	P.Name 6701		0
15	P.Name 6715	(52)	34
16	P.Name 6709	(76)	35

1	L.Stooth		48
2	R.Ingleaves	(43)	48
3	B.Crobbery		45
4	H.First	(22)	34
5	S.Knot	(25)	34
6	W.Piece		28
7	K.Dewitt	(76)	44
8	D.Weir	(25)	27
9	L.DeHand		47
10	T.Urchips		46
11	M.Bradley		32
12	B.Marquis		0
13	A.Sutlow	(22)	33
14	L.Bahia		0
15	H.Mungous		0
16	P.Zaria	(43)	29


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Player Name 6716	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
5 mins	Tate Urchips	blasted a penalty into row z
8 mins	Tate Urchips	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
11 mins	Player Name 6714	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
11 mins	Tate Urchips	with a flick on
13 mins	Tate Urchips	with a flick on
16 mins	Mark Bradley	with a great chip from the left wing
19 mins	Mark Bradley	with a belter from the halfway line
22 mins	Hugo First	A mild concussion
22 mins	Tate Urchips	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins	Player Name 6717	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
25 mins	Danny Weir	Fighting with fans
25 mins	Shirley Knot	Fighting with fans
25 mins	Mark Bradley	with a strike from the left wing
27 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a throw in
30 mins	Mark Bradley	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
31 mins	Player Name 6714	from a throw in
32 mins	Warren Piece	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
35 mins	Mark Bradley	from a goal kick
39 mins	Player Name 6717	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
39 mins	Danny Weir	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
41 mins	Tate Urchips	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
43 mins	Russell Ingleaves	A mild concussion
44 mins	Len DeHand	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins	Mark Bradley	from a corner
49 mins	Player Name 6714	from a goal kick
50 mins	Len DeHand	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
52 mins	Player Name 6703	A mild concussion
53 mins	Mark Bradley	with a strike from the left wing
56 mins	Mark Bradley	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
58 mins	Player Name 6718	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
61 mins	Tate Urchips	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins	Player Name 6716	Obstruction
65 mins	Len DeHand	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
66 mins	Player Name 6714	with a great volley from 10 yards out
68 mins	Mark Bradley	with the hand of God
71 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	Tate Urchips	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Player Name 6714	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
76 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Annoying the referee
76 mins	Player Name 6707	A mild concussion
77 mins	Mark Bradley	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
79 mins	Pete Zaria	with a dink right on the goal line
83 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Adam Sutlow	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
89 mins	Tate Urchips	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Despite getting hammered here, The pain game's sternest test is yet to come. Following this 27 - 8 annihilation by a merciless Bartsalona side, have they got what it takes to bounce back in their next outing? That's going to show everyone what they made of.
The pain game show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
The pain game were very impressed by the skills of the Bartsalona team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Quite how The pain game's Player Name 6716 got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
What a midfield Bartsalona have. The pain game didn't get a look in but have plenty brusises as souvenirs.
Danny Weir and Shirley Knot picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Michael McLintock would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Michael McLintock stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 3 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Bart Marquis most of his squad are best on the bench.
"There are no easy games in football and this one wasn't easy," remarked manager Bart Marquis . "We just started off the way we meant to begin and thankfully finished up with three points."
Even if The pain game were old folks in disguise, they'd probably have faired better at the hands of the rampant Bartsalona scoring machine.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Michael McLintock

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