Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(13) 22
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 7794 7, 75 Player Name 7798 22, 29, 56 Player Name 7793 36, 69 Player Name 7796 42 Player Name 7782 49 (pen) Player Name 7786 62		Player Name 18154 3, 12, 18, 21, 24, 38, 42, 48, 51, 55, 64, 75 Player Name 18158 9, 16, 61 Player Name 18142 27 (pen) Player Name 18150 32 Player Name 18146 35 Player Name 18157 45, 89 Player Name 18153 71, 83

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	2 5 3
37	Possession	63
11	Shots	22
17	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 7782		26
2	P.Name 7783		0
3	P.Name 7786	(57)	26
4	P.Name 7787		0
5	P.Name 7791		27
6	P.Name 7793		29
7	P.Name 7796		27
8	P.Name 7797		0
9	P.Name 7798		25
10	P.Name 7790		0
11	P.Name 7794		30
12	P.Name 7792		0
13	P.Name 7784		0
14	P.Name 7781		0
15	P.Name 7795		0
16	P.Name 7789		0

1	P.Name 18142		32
2	P.Name 18143		0
3	P.Name 18146		27
4	P.Name 18147		34
5	P.Name 18151		0
6	P.Name 18153		26
7	P.Name 18156		27
8	P.Name 18157		40
9	P.Name 18158		25
10	P.Name 18150		32
11	P.Name 18154	(58)	28
12	P.Name 18152		0
13	P.Name 18144		0
14	P.Name 18141		0
15	P.Name 18155		0
16	P.Name 18149		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 18154	with a great chip from the left wing
6 mins	Player Name 18142	scuffed a penalty
7 mins	Player Name 7794	with a great volley from 10 yards out
9 mins	Player Name 18158	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
12 mins	Player Name 18154	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
15 mins	Player Name 7782	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Player Name 18158	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
18 mins	Player Name 18154	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
21 mins	Player Name 18154	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
22 mins	Player Name 7798	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
24 mins	Player Name 18154	with a thunderous shot from distance
27 mins	Player Name 18142	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Player Name 7798	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins	Player Name 18150	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Player Name 18146	with a powerful header into the top corner
36 mins	Player Name 7793	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
38 mins	Player Name 18154	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
42 mins	Player Name 7796	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins	Player Name 18154	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
45 mins	Player Name 18157	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
48 mins	Player Name 18154	from a throw in
49 mins	Player Name 7782	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Player Name 18154	with a powerful header into the top corner
55 mins	Player Name 18154	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Player Name 7798	with a belter from his own half
57 mins	Player Name 7786	Faking injury
58 mins	Player Name 18154	Squabbling
58 mins	Player Name 18142	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Player Name 18158	with a flick on
62 mins	Player Name 7786	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
64 mins	Player Name 18154	with the bumcheek of God
68 mins	Player Name 18142	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins	Player Name 7793	from a corner
71 mins	Player Name 18153	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Player Name 7794	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Player Name 18154	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
82 mins	Player Name 7782	blasted a penalty into row z
83 mins	Player Name 18153	with a great volley from 10 yards out
86 mins	Player Name 18142	scuffed a penalty
88 mins	Player Name 7782	blasted a penalty into row z
89 mins	Player Name 18157	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were very good value for this 22 - 10 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Player Name 7790 didn't make it to the game because he got lost on the way. He only lives at the end of the road, but took a wrong turning when leaving his house.
Player Name 18157 made sure he was owed a few favours by this We Play Like Girls team mates with his 2 goal haul.
We Play Like Girls's manager kta _ has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 7782 stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb. He kicked the ball first though.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted We Play Like Girls boss matty patrick. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
We Play Like Girls played like Greek gods during this magnificent 22 - 10 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Muddy Pitch