Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(11) 21
We Play Like Girls				Outwood Rangers
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 42596 29 Player Name 42590 53		Richard Smith 3, 15, 26, 30, 42, 59, 70, 74, 81 Barb Dwyer 7, 89 Brice Tagg 11, 34, 77 Carl Arm 19, 85 Jack Ward 23 Lou Briccant 39 Manuel Labor 46, 55 Fletcher Bisceps 66 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
38	Possession	62
10	Shots	21
19	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 42582		26
2	P.Name 42583		34
3	P.Name 42586		0
4	P.Name 42587		34
5	P.Name 42591	(24)	30
6	P.Name 42593	(59)	26
7	P.Name 42596	(47)	32
8	P.Name 42597		40
9	P.Name 42598		25
10	P.Name 42590		30
11	P.Name 42594		32
12	P.Name 42592		0
13	P.Name 42584		0
14	P.Name 42581		0
15	P.Name 42595		0
16	P.Name 42589	(59) (67)	34

1	F.Bisceps		47
2	M.Brook		46
3	C.Arm		45
4	J.Ward	(59)	46
5	P.Wharrier		46
6	L.Briccant	(67)	46
7	M.Labor		47
8	J.Turner		43
9	B.Tagg		43
10	B.Dwyer		42
11	R.Smith		47
12	L.Kearney		0
13	B.Arrow		0
14	S.Thompson		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	D.Sore		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Richard Smith	with a flick on
7 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
11 mins	Brice Tagg	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	Richard Smith	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
19 mins	Carl Arm	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
23 mins	Jack Ward	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
24 mins	Player Name 42591	Indecent exposure
26 mins	Richard Smith	from a corner
29 mins	Player Name 42596	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
30 mins	Richard Smith	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
34 mins	Brice Tagg	from a corner
39 mins	Lou Briccant	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Richard Smith	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
46 mins	Manuel Labor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Player Name 42596	Obstruction
51 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 42590	with a great solo effort
55 mins	Manuel Labor	from a corner
59 mins	Jack Ward	Shirt pulling
59 mins	Player Name 42593	A broken leg
59 mins	Richard Smith	with a header from the penalty area
63 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	scuffed a penalty
66 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Player Name 42589	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Lou Briccant	Foul and abusive language
70 mins	Richard Smith	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
74 mins	Richard Smith	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
75 mins	Player Name 42583	scuffed a penalty
77 mins	Brice Tagg	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
81 mins	Richard Smith	from a free kick
85 mins	Carl Arm	with a great chip from the left wing
89 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

It became clear early on that Outwood Rangers shouldn't even be on the same pitch as We Play Like Girls. The 21 - 2 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
Liam Kearney has Outwood Rangers running like a well oiled machine.
Player Name 42586 missed the game due a severe dose of 24-hour flu.
Where did We Play Like Girls get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
We Play Like Girls's manager Unknown Unknown needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Player Name 42589 and Lou Briccant had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Most of Outwood Rangers clearly thought 4 4 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned We Play Like Girls manager Unknown Unknown. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
It wasn't so much an off day for We Play Like Girls, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Muddy Pitch