Match Report

	(15) 27	-	(0) 2
TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS				Little Creek United
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Garry Parker 4, 9, 15, 20, 26, 29, 35, 42, 47, 59, 64, 73 Franz Carr 6 (pen), 56 David Johnson 12, 32, 38, 44, 50, 79 Tommy Gaynor 18 (pen), 83, 90 Brian Roy 23 Bill Ding 53 (og) Scot Gemmill 61, 67		Rick Kleiner 60 Ed Ible 84

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
69	Possession	31
27	Shots	5
10	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	N.Crossley		42
2	J.Thompson	(28)	41
3	S.Chettle		42
4	T.Wilson		41
5	S.Matrecano	(40,79)	40
6	F.Carr		42
7	S.Gemmill		42
8	B.Roy		41
9	D.Johnson		40
10	T.Gaynor		42
11	G.Parker		42
12	J.Metgod		0
13	D.Phillips	(28)	42
14	S.Sutton		0
15	I.Woan		0
16	C.Doig		0

1	S.Knot		30
2	B.Ding	(87)	29
3	A.Nino		29
4	L.Nover	(28)	30
5	C.Needzit		0
6	B.Cherry		30
7	R.Kleiner		26
8	F.Furter		0
9	D.Druff	(57)	29
10	E.Ible		32
11	V.Veeta		0
12	A.Meway		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	D.Buratto		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Garry Parker	with a strike from the left wing
6 mins	Franz Carr	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Garry Parker	with the hand of God
12 mins	David Johnson	from a throw in
15 mins	Garry Parker	from a goal kick
18 mins	Tommy Gaynor	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Garry Parker	with a belter from his own half
23 mins	Brian Roy	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
24 mins	Rick Kleiner	scuffed a penalty
26 mins	Garry Parker	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
28 mins	Lee Nover	Obstruction
28 mins	John Thompson	A mild concussion
29 mins	Garry Parker	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins	David Johnson	from a throw in
35 mins	Garry Parker	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	David Johnson	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
40 mins	Salvatore Matrecano	No apparent reason
42 mins	Garry Parker	from a corner
44 mins	David Johnson	from a throw in
47 mins	Garry Parker	with a great solo effort
50 mins	David Johnson	with a powerful header into the top corner
53 mins	Bill Ding	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
56 mins	Franz Carr	with a dink right on the goal line
57 mins	Dan Druff	Dangerous tackling
59 mins	Garry Parker	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
60 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
61 mins	Scot Gemmill	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Garry Parker	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
67 mins	Scot Gemmill	with a header from the penalty area
70 mins	Garry Parker	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins	Garry Parker	with a dink right on the goal line
76 mins	David Phillips	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Salvatore Matrecano	Scrapping
79 mins	David Johnson	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Tommy Gaynor	from the dressing room
84 mins	Ed Ible	with a strike from the left wing
86 mins	David Phillips	blasted a penalty into row z
87 mins	Bill Ding	Obstruction
90 mins	Tommy Gaynor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

Full marks to TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS who look like running away with the division this season. Can anyone catch them? Not unless they're Linford Christie.
Brian Clough has TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS running like a well oiled machine.
Little Creek United saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the Little Creek United penalty area with Bill Ding being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
Little Creek United's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Most of TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS clearly thought 4 3 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I have to say this result has left me feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey," wailed Mr Smith. "I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt had been on the other foot."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

Rainy

Soft Pitch