Match Report

	(12) 26	-	(2) 3
Mahdals				The pain game
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 3, 9, 15, 23, 26, 32, 46, 52, 58 (pen), 63, 69, 85 Eileen Dover 6, 35 Frank Furter 20, 41 (pen) Lou Stooth 29, 49, 67, 75, 78 Bowen Arrow 44 Xavier Breath 55, 61 Bill Ding 82 Pete Zaria 87		Player Name 6717 17, 88 Player Name 6713 41

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	5 3 2
69	Possession	31
27	Shots	5
14	Fouls	31
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	0
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Psycho
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Mass		47
2	P.Zaria		48
3	F.Furter		48
4	E.Jewcation	(22)	45
5	X.Breath		46
6	B.Arrow		47
7	E.Dover		48
8	S.Pull		46
9	B.Ding		47
10	L.Stooth		48
11	A.Structible		48
12	W.Deer		0
13	T.Burr		0
14	A.Kaholic		0
15	S.Urai	(22)	48
16	P.Zaria		0

1	P.Name 6702		26
2	P.Name 6703		0
3	P.Name 6706	(48)	31
4	P.Name 6707		0
5	P.Name 6711	(77)	28
6	P.Name 6713		28
7	P.Name 6716		0
8	P.Name 6717		42
9	P.Name 6718		0
10	P.Name 6710		0
11	P.Name 6714		28
12	P.Name 6712		0
13	P.Name 6704		0
14	P.Name 6701		0
15	P.Name 6715		0
16	P.Name 6709		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Andy Structible	with a strike from the left wing
6 mins	Eileen Dover	from a throw in
9 mins	Andy Structible	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
12 mins	Andy Structible	scuffed a penalty
15 mins	Andy Structible	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Frank Furter	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Player Name 6717	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
20 mins	Frank Furter	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
22 mins	Ed Jewcation	A broken finger
23 mins	Andy Structible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
26 mins	Andy Structible	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
29 mins	Lou Stooth	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
32 mins	Andy Structible	with a lovely move from the right wing
35 mins	Eileen Dover	with a strike from the left wing
41 mins	Frank Furter	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Player Name 6713	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
44 mins	Bowen Arrow	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
46 mins	Andy Structible	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
48 mins	Player Name 6706	Repeated fouling
49 mins	Lou Stooth	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Andy Structible	from a throw in
55 mins	Xavier Breath	with a spectacular bicycle kick
58 mins	Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Xavier Breath	with a great volley from 10 yards out
63 mins	Andy Structible	with a header from the penalty area
64 mins	Player Name 6702	scuffed a penalty
67 mins	Lou Stooth	with a flick on
69 mins	Andy Structible	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
72 mins	Lou Stooth	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Lou Stooth	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
77 mins	Player Name 6711	No apparent reason
78 mins	Lou Stooth	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
82 mins	Bill Ding	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Andy Structible	with a strike from the left wing
87 mins	Pete Zaria	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
88 mins	Player Name 6717	with a great chip from the left wing
90 mins	Andy Structible	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Only the Mahdals fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling The pain game 26 - 3.
You'd have to brick up the Mahdals's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Player Name 6718 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
With 2 goals to his name, Player Name 6717 performance was so impressive he got out of washing the kit after the match.
You'd have to brick up the Mahdals's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
The pain game look about as convinving playing in the 5 3 2 formation as they would if boss Mark Robins sent them out in dresses.
As an angry mob of The pain game fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot Mark Robins leave his car?"
So what went wrong for The pain game? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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