Match Report

	(14) 26	-	(1) 3
Liverpool Barbarians				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Peter Pantz 3, 5, 11, 14, 23, 29, 32, 34, 37, 40, 43, 49, 52, 58, 65, 80, 86, 89 Chris Mass 8 Xavier Breath 20 Steven Gerrard 26, 55 Fernando Torres 46, 74, 77 Dirk Kuyt 83		Player Name 7787 23 Player Name 7796 46, 71

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 4 2
61	Possession	39
26	Shots	9
19	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Reina		47
2	B.Nessround		29
3	W.Deer		26
4	S.Freak		35
5	C.Lear		30
6	X.Breath	(88)	26
7	D.Kuyt		43
8	S.Gerrard		32
9	C.Mass		48
10	F.Torres	(30)	46
11	P.Pantz		48
12	C.Terbocks		0
13	S.Down		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	S.Urai		0

1	P.Name 7782		26
2	P.Name 7783	(41)	32
3	P.Name 7786		0
4	P.Name 7787	(81)	33
5	P.Name 7791		27
6	P.Name 7793		29
7	P.Name 7796		27
8	P.Name 7797		0
9	P.Name 7798		25
10	P.Name 7790		0
11	P.Name 7794	(57)	30
12	P.Name 7792	(57)	40
13	P.Name 7784		0
14	P.Name 7781		0
15	P.Name 7795		0
16	P.Name 7789		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Peter Pantz	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
5 mins	Peter Pantz	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
8 mins	Chris Mass	with a great solo effort
11 mins	Peter Pantz	with a spectacular bicycle kick
14 mins	Peter Pantz	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Xavier Breath	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Xavier Breath	from the dressing room
23 mins	Peter Pantz	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
23 mins	Player Name 7787	from a goal kick
26 mins	Steven Gerrard	with a lovely move from the right wing
29 mins	Peter Pantz	with a belter from his own half
30 mins	Fernando Torres	Foul and abusive language
32 mins	Peter Pantz	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
34 mins	Peter Pantz	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
37 mins	Peter Pantz	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
40 mins	Peter Pantz	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
41 mins	Player Name 7783	Obstruction
43 mins	Peter Pantz	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Fernando Torres	from a throw in
46 mins	Player Name 7796	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
49 mins	Peter Pantz	with a thunderous shot from distance
52 mins	Peter Pantz	with a dink right on the goal line
55 mins	Steven Gerrard	with a dink right on the goal line
57 mins	Player Name 7794	A broken thumb
58 mins	Peter Pantz	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
65 mins	Peter Pantz	with a belter from the halfway line
68 mins	Fernando Torres	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Fernando Torres	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Player Name 7796	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
74 mins	Fernando Torres	with a thunderous shot from distance
77 mins	Fernando Torres	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Peter Pantz	with a strike from the left wing
81 mins	Player Name 7787	Two-footed tackle
83 mins	Dirk Kuyt	with a brave flying header
86 mins	Peter Pantz	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
88 mins	Xavier Breath	Unsporting behaviour
89 mins	Peter Pantz	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

There's only one word for what happened to We Play Like Girls here. They were mauled, well and truly. How else can you describe being beaten 26 - 3? That's not losing, losing would suggest they competed in some way.
Graeme R, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 7789 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
If We Play Like Girls's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
Liverpool Barbarians's Graeme R is clearly deeply in love with 3 2 2 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Graeme R is a genius!" agreed a pair of Liverpool Barbarians fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
After this disgraceful performance the We Play Like Girls supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Soft Pitch