Match Report

	(12) 27	-	(3) 7
The Snow Seagulls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Tommy Elphick 4, 12, 15, 23, 29, 33, 38, 41 Bobby Zamora 6 (pen), 49 (pen), 52, 55, 58, 61 (pen), 67 (pen), 75, 78 (pen), 83, 86, 90 Gomes Reyes 21 Will Hoskins 27, 69 Kazenga LuaLua 35, 72 Billy Paynter 46, 80		Player Name 18154 13, 49, 85 Player Name 18158 25, 37, 73 Player Name 18150 61

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	2 5 3
68	Possession	32
27	Shots	8
13	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Ankergren		48
2	G.Greer		46
3	K.LuaLua		46
4	G.Reyes		46
5	C.Noone		46
6	G.Dicker		46
7	L.Stooth		44
8	W.Hoskins		48
9	B.Zamora		48
10	B.Paynter		47
11	T.Elphick	(61)	44
12	S.Harper		0
13	A.Barnes		0
14	L.Dunk		0
15	I.Calderon		0
16	M.Painter		0

1	P.Name 18142		32
2	P.Name 18143		0
3	P.Name 18146		0
4	P.Name 18147		34
5	P.Name 18151		0
6	P.Name 18153		0
7	P.Name 18156	(57)	27
8	P.Name 18157		0
9	P.Name 18158		25
10	P.Name 18150		32
11	P.Name 18154		28
12	P.Name 18152		0
13	P.Name 18144		0
14	P.Name 18141		0
15	P.Name 18155		0
16	P.Name 18149		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Tommy Elphick	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
6 mins	Bobby Zamora	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Bobby Zamora	scuffed a penalty
12 mins	Tommy Elphick	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Player Name 18154	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
15 mins	Tommy Elphick	with a spectacular bicycle kick
18 mins	Bobby Zamora	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Gomes Reyes	with the hand of God
23 mins	Tommy Elphick	with a great volley from 10 yards out
25 mins	Player Name 18158	with a powerful header into the top corner
27 mins	Will Hoskins	with a belter from the halfway line
29 mins	Tommy Elphick	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
33 mins	Tommy Elphick	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
35 mins	Kazenga LuaLua	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
37 mins	Player Name 18158	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
38 mins	Tommy Elphick	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
41 mins	Tommy Elphick	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
44 mins	Bobby Zamora	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	Billy Paynter	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
49 mins	Bobby Zamora	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Player Name 18154	with a great volley from 10 yards out
52 mins	Bobby Zamora	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
55 mins	Bobby Zamora	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
57 mins	Player Name 18156	No apparent reason
58 mins	Bobby Zamora	with the hand of God
61 mins	Tommy Elphick	Scrapping
61 mins	Bobby Zamora	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Player Name 18150	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
64 mins	Bobby Zamora	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Bobby Zamora	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Will Hoskins	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
72 mins	Kazenga LuaLua	with a powerful header into the top corner
73 mins	Player Name 18158	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Bobby Zamora	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
78 mins	Bobby Zamora	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Billy Paynter	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins	Bobby Zamora	with the bumcheek of God
85 mins	Player Name 18154	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Bobby Zamora	with the bumcheek of God
90 mins	Bobby Zamora	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the We Play Like Girls side who were Paxoed 27 - 7 by The Snow Seagulls.
After a good session at the Quiz night the The Snow Seagulls performance was credit to manager Danny Bayford's commitment.
For the life of him Marcos Painter couldn't find his footie kit. He spent so long looking for it he actually missed the game.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 18142 did little to thwart The Snow Seagulls's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
After today kta _ cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager kta _ does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
They just don't look like they can stop winning at the moment. If they keep it up, the only way is up for The Snow Seagulls.
It's not so much a yardstick that We Play Like Girls provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

Muddy Pitch