Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(7) 15
Bannockburn Utd				TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Jack Barron 15 Jonny Fox 31 William Logan 43, 53, 70 Ali Gator 88		Steve Chettle 5 Tommy Gaynor 11, 34, 39 Garry Parker 16, 66 John Thompson 22 Jason Lee 45, 50, 75, 80 Scot Gemmill 56 Brian Roy 60, 85 Johnny Metgod 71

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
33	Possession	67
9	Shots	17
14	Fouls	16
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.Well		32
2	W.Kiall		48
3	B.Bauer		43
4	A.Gator	(73)	32
5	L.Jenkins		47
6	T.Jams		48
7	C.Banks	(49)	42
8	A.Thetires		30
9	J.Barron		43
10	W.Logan		42
11	J.Fox		44
12	T.Forrest		0
13	A.Druss		0
14	P.Murray		0
15	K.Linken		0
16	T.Gunn		0

1	S.Sutton		48
2	C.Doig	(50)	43
3	T.Wilson	(77)	41
4	J.Thompson		41
5	S.Chettle		42
6	F.Carr	(26)	42
7	S.Gemmill		42
8	B.Roy		41
9	J.Lee		44
10	T.Gaynor	(49)	42
11	G.Parker	(25)	42
12	J.Metgod	(26)	42
13	N.Crossley		0
14	D.Little		0
15	I.Woan	(49)	43
16	N.Clough		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Steve Chettle	with a strike from the left wing
11 mins	Tommy Gaynor	from a goal kick
15 mins	Jack Barron	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
16 mins	Garry Parker	from a goal kick
22 mins	John Thompson	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
25 mins	Garry Parker	Obstruction
25 mins	Aaron Thetires	A mild concussion
26 mins	Franz Carr	A broken thumb
28 mins	Tommy Gaynor	scuffed a penalty
31 mins	Jonny Fox	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
34 mins	Tommy Gaynor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
39 mins	Tommy Gaynor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
43 mins	William Logan	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
45 mins	Jason Lee	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Charoes Banks	Obstruction
49 mins	Tommy Gaynor	A mild concussion
50 mins	Chris Doig	Flying a kite
50 mins	Tony Jams	A sprained wrist
50 mins	Jason Lee	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
53 mins	William Logan	from a corner
56 mins	Scot Gemmill	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
60 mins	Brian Roy	with the hand of God
66 mins	Garry Parker	from a free kick
70 mins	William Logan	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
71 mins	Johnny Metgod	with the hand of God
73 mins	Ali Gator	Head butting
75 mins	Jason Lee	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
77 mins	Terry Wilson	Scrapping
80 mins	Jason Lee	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
85 mins	Brian Roy	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
88 mins	Ali Gator	with a spectacular bicycle kick

Match Report

Carnage. TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS annihilated Bannockburn Utd 15 - 6.
After a good session at the Pub crawl the TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS performance was credit to manager Brian Clough's commitment.
To win games you need to win the ball. Bannockburn Utd don't even know what a ball looks like.
Butterfingers? After watching Bannockburn Utd's goalie Midas Well you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS's midfield marvels deserved the credit after putting in more crosses than a year's worth of Pools Coupons.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why TRENTSIDE ALLSTARS go out in 4 3 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Tommy Gaynor of his boss Brian Clough following his sides win.
So what went wrong for Bannockburn Utd? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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